Posted on 05/18/2006 11:50:28 PM PDT by xJones
Don't knock it. It gives me hope that in 75 years or so the crack FBI team will find the anthrax killer.
Finding Jimmy Hoffa is one of the Holy Grails for the idiots in the FBI. (Believe me when I say that the FBI in Michigan are idiots.)
Finding Hoffa means book contracts, speaking fees and probably advisory pay for the movie. (Hoffa, in fact, is in the federal witness program and works in Area 51 interrogating aliens.)
Anyway, looking for Hoffa will occupy the FBI for the summer. This search will relieve them from their primary preoccupation - looking for Michigan militia boogeymen in the hardwood forests. (A few years ago the FBI from southeast Michigan arrested a group of militia nuts up north for plotting bomb attacks. The militia gang they arrested consisted of 7 undercover FBI agents, 3 undercover agents from the DEA and Harvey the bomb sniffing dog on loan from the ATF.)
Well, searching for the unsinkable Jimmy Hoffa will get the FBI out of the office and onto cement parking lots where they can break big pieces into little ones with hammer and pick. Somewhere in here there's a Monty Python skit.
Yes, but there's there's enough room for Judge Crater and D.B. Cooper, so let's keep looking.)
Doesn't the FBI have better things to do? Perhaps some of their clowns could be assigned to the Border Patrol.
MSNBC: My Speling Not Bery Checked
I thought it was one of the end-zones?
Home sweet home, for me. This would be an interesting historical reference for the village. :)
Yeah, I've been hearing about this lately. Weird!
He said he did. He said the body was put in a trunk of a car and crushed. But law enforcement thinks he was lying about it.
What a HUGE waste of money. Hoffa's dead, and good riddance.
And BTW...
Breaking News: FBI Searches Wooded Area for Hoffa
WXYZ TV Detroit | 5/17/-06 | WXYZ TV Detroit
Posted on 05/17/2006 5:06:21 PM EDT by Larry Lucido
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