Here's the best thing that's ever happened to the Girl Scouts and their merry band of lesbian tree-huggers:
Posted on 05/11/2006 8:57:51 AM PDT by radar101
That GS Promise and Law has already been re-written privately by the jihadis. When there are enough jihadis in the GS they will change it to look a little something like this:
Girl Scout Promise and Sharia
The Girl Scout Promise and Sharia are shared only by every Muslim member of Girl Scouting.
The Girl Scout Promise is the way Muslim Girl Scouts agree to act every day toward one another but not to infidels, and the Sharia outlines the only way to act towards one another and promote jihad to the Dar al-Harb (infidel world).
The Muslim Girl Scout Promise
On my honor (slay me if I lose it), I will try:
To serve Allah* and my Umma,
To help Muslim people only at all times,
And to live by the Muslim Girl Scout Sharia.
The Muslim Girl Scout Sharia
I will do my best to be
dishonest and unfair,
unfriendly and unhelpful,
inconsiderate and uncaring,
spineless and weak, and
responsible for what I say and do
by being allowed to be beaten and/or killed,
and to respect myself and others
by being allowed to be beaten and/or killled,
respect authority
or face being beaten and/or killed,
use resources wisely
or face being beaten and/or killed,
make the world a better place at the cost of my own life by being beaten and/or killed,
and be a sister to every Muslim Girl Scout
who should be beaten and/or killed if she does not follow the Sharia.
* The word "Allah" can NOT be interpreted in a number of ways, regardless of one's spiritual beliefs. When reciting the Muslim Girl Scout Promise, it is NOT okay to replace the word "Allah" with whatever word your spiritual beliefs dictate. Any other name will NOT be tolerated and punishable by death. There is only one Allah and One Prophet, Mohammed, peace be upon him.
"Does this mean that Girl Scout cookie sales will now be used to fund terrorism?"
BINGO!
"The suicide bomber merit badge is the last one you earn."
And where will they train? At former jihadi terrorist training camps turned Muslim Girl and Boy Scout campgrounds.
Instead of learning knot tying the jihadi scouts will learn improvised explosives manufacturing.
Anyown have a list of things you can learn at a Muslim Girl Scout or Boy Scout campground (formerly jihadi terrorist training camps)?
It took all of three sentences before I found the first lie. The Koran clearly states that Muslims may not be friends with infidels, but they may be civil until their numbers are sufficient to dominate them.
I'm having a hard time keeping a straight face as I type this. I see nothing in the Girl Scouts that is remotely synonymous with the ROP. The Girl Scouts don't teach girls to be subservient punching bag baby factories for insane, Islamic, murdering, males!!!
Soylent Samoas
heh heh. Good one.
Now Muslims have invaded girl scouts, telling their outragous lies to our young girls. Islam does NOT say you can be 'friends' with non- muslims.
Qur’an 5:51 “Believers, take not Jews and Christians for your friends.”
Qur’an 72:15“The disbelievers are the firewood of hell.”
Qur’an 66:9 “ Strive hard against the unbelieving Infidels and the Hypocrites; be severe against them. Their abode is Hell, an evil resort.”
Qur’an 60:1 “Believers, take not my enemies and yours as allies, offering them love, even though they have rejected the truth that has come to you, and have driven out the Prophet and you because you believe in Allah! If you have come out to struggle [fight jihad] in My Cause, and to seek My Pleasure, (take them not as friends), holding secret converse of love with them: for I am aware of all you conceal. And any of you that does this has strayed from the Straight Path. If they were to get the better of you, they would be your foes, and stretch forth their hands and their tongues against you with evil (designs).”
Qur’an 60:5 “We reject you. Hostility and hate have come between us forever, unless you believe in Allah only.’”
Qur’an 9:28“Believers, truly the pagan disbelievers are unclean.”
Qur’an 9:33 “He has sent His Messenger (Muhammad) with guidance and the Religion of Truth (Islam) to make it superior over all religions, even though the disbelievers detest (it).”
Ishaq:262 “Some Muslims remained friends with the Jews, so Allah sent down a Qur’an forbidding them to take Jews as friends. From their mouths hatred has already shown itself and what they conceal is worse.”
Qur’an 5:51 “Believers, take not Jews and Christians for your friends. They are but friends and protectors to each other.”
From the book of Nathan " When a muslims lips move, they are lying.
That is the problem. Is the resistance gaining any ground?
Here's the best thing that's ever happened to the Girl Scouts and their merry band of lesbian tree-huggers:
Maybe they can talk about sexual mutilation, daily savage beatings, threats of death....
The terrorists that flew into the Pentagon lived in San Diego and that same center was the one they used.
I got one on my hands several years ago in Morocco. I just loved it.
I will do my best to be
dishonest and unfair,
unfriendly and unhelpful,
inconsiderate and uncaring,
spineless and weak, and
responsible for what I say and do
by being allowed to be beaten and/or killed[...]
There's nothing like calling little girls "spineless and weak", is there?
English isn't your first language, is it?
Dhimmi.
/sarc
Women/girls are the spiritual giants and the heart and soul of any culture and Islam wants them weak and spineless - not me.
So how about those girls in the article?
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