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Good Morning troops! Good Morning everyone! It's my little brother's birthday today. From the family he got a radio controlled airplane and two computer games. He's on his computer right now playing his new Star Wars game. We'll be taking him to Applebee's for dinner tonight and then home for a slice of birthday cake. In the meantime, here's today's humor attempt!
A Teenager is...
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.
A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother. (How very very true)
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
868 posted on
05/07/2006 8:42:15 AM PDT by
minor49er
(In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find that there are twice as many H's as O's.)
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