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Toddler ’tude: Pimpfants pushes tyke-trash style
Boston Herald ^ | 5/3/06 | Beth Teitell

Posted on 05/03/2006 5:49:15 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

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I'm totally speechless..
1 posted on 05/03/2006 5:49:17 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I apologize for no paragraphs..it previewed just fine..


2 posted on 05/03/2006 5:50:52 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'll have the roast duck, with the mango salsa..)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Hey, it beats "Sheen Kidz".


3 posted on 05/03/2006 5:52:04 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

How about this on a baby shirt: "I'm going to fire your pimpfant for his/her deep-rooted attitude problems."


4 posted on 05/03/2006 5:52:13 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Just when you think class could not get any lower...


5 posted on 05/03/2006 5:52:51 AM PDT by Personal Responsibility (Amnesia is a train of thought.)
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To: Personal Responsibility

Just when you think class could not get any lower..

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Might as well put curb feelers on their strollers.

(if you ever see it I thought of it)


6 posted on 05/03/2006 5:54:17 AM PDT by FearlessFreep (Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
‘‘My Mom Is a MILF.” (I’d explain MILF, but this is a family newspaper.)

Not a good shirt to wear for many reasons. It's safe to say I shouldn't have to explain the meaning of "MILF" here. If you're going to wear a shirt saying that on the front, the back should read, "I have an Oedipus complex."

7 posted on 05/03/2006 5:54:50 AM PDT by edpc
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Egad!


8 posted on 05/03/2006 5:55:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I'll weigh 50% less on Mars!)
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To: theDentist

I'll take three.


9 posted on 05/03/2006 5:55:50 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Going armed to the terror of the public.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

What's next? Tattoo booths in Babies-R-Us?


10 posted on 05/03/2006 5:56:18 AM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

No paragraphs - file under "OOPS" and keep going. I think everyone gets bit by the HTML monster once in a while.

As to to article - when outfits that should be Halloween costumes became every day wear for older children, I suppose this was only a matter of time. The "prostitots" fashion is just getting younger and younger...


11 posted on 05/03/2006 5:58:12 AM PDT by RebelBanker (If you can't do something smart, do something right.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Come on everyone?! Pimpin ain't easy! You gots to start YOUNG! :-)


12 posted on 05/03/2006 5:59:37 AM PDT by SelectiveJNJ
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To: Personal Responsibility

Pimpfant's stuff seems pretty mild compared to this stuff:

http://www.tshirthell.com/babyhell.shtml

I know I shouldn't, but I do find some of it pretty funny. "They Shake Me" is my favorite.


13 posted on 05/03/2006 6:01:28 AM PDT by Comstock1 (If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Ditto.

Wonder if they will make pants that say "Juicy" or the rear. Or how about "Pooper".

Unbelievable.

14 posted on 05/03/2006 6:03:36 AM PDT by mother22wife21 ("When preferences become principles then anything anyone chooses to do will become acceptable...")
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To: RebelBanker; wagglebee

List?

GAG!

Excellent word, Rebel - prostitots.

World gone mad.


15 posted on 05/03/2006 6:05:33 AM PDT by little jeremiah
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Shu up yo mouf and gimme ma pacifier fo I jack-slap yo bwut like a bee-ach ho, dog.


16 posted on 05/03/2006 6:15:05 AM PDT by advance_copy (Stand for life, or nothing at all)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

17 posted on 05/03/2006 6:18:22 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
"Parents who dress their kids in Pimpfants should start saving for pole-dancing lessons - and therapy sessions - now."
18 posted on 05/03/2006 6:18:48 AM PDT by dcnd9
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To: JustaDumbBlonde
What's next? Tattoo booths in Babies-R-Us?

The scary thing is, that would likely be a money making franchise.

19 posted on 05/03/2006 6:19:46 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: edpc

do you really think that anyone that would actually put that kind of shirt on a baby would know what an oedipus complex is?


20 posted on 05/03/2006 6:20:41 AM PDT by absolootezer0 ("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
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