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Posted on 05/02/2006 6:12:19 PM PDT by CarlEOlsoniii

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To: CarlEOlsoniii
Despite all those apparent setbacks, Clinton urged students in the audience to pursue their dreams by believing in themselves and ignoring obstacles in their path.

If you can't become an athlete, an astronaut, a doctor, a scientist, a mathematician, or a marine - you can still become a lawyer

21 posted on 05/02/2006 6:53:30 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain)
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To: Oztrich Boy

So when did she dream of becoming a lawyer for the Black Panthers?


22 posted on 05/02/2006 7:05:50 PM PDT by sgtbono2002
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To: wildwood
what about the "i wanted to be a marine but i was told i was a woman" story?

Perhaps I'm remembering it incorrectly, but I thought it went: I wanted to be a marine but they said they didn't take lesbians.

I thought that's where the whole "don't ask don't tell" thing came from.

23 posted on 05/02/2006 7:07:44 PM PDT by SittinYonder (That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
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To: CarlEOlsoniii
I thought she wanted to be a mountain climber and climb Mount Everest...just like her namesake, Everest conquerer Sir Edmund Hillary.

Oops, something doesn't quite fit there....

24 posted on 05/02/2006 7:08:17 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: sionnsar

"I volunteered at the hospital but kept getting lightheaded and woozy when I saw anyone in any kind of distress," she said.

And she wants to lead our troops in combat?

Or is the "I loath the military" first husband going to do an encore for us?


25 posted on 05/02/2006 7:10:45 PM PDT by Kenny500c
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To: CarlEOlsoniii
Wasn't she named after a beekeeper and navigator in the Royal New Zealand Air Force?
26 posted on 05/02/2006 7:11:16 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Contrary to those who say that United 93 was released too soon, I fear it was shown far too late.)
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To: Miss Behave

Maybe Cankles' plate is full with the recently adopted baby and new puppy Seamus.


27 posted on 05/02/2006 7:12:21 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: Miss Behave

Is BIG BUTT now an Olympic sport?


28 posted on 05/02/2006 7:14:04 PM PDT by phil1750 (Love like you've never been hurt;Dance like nobody's watching;PRAY like it's your last prayer)
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To: Oztrich Boy
If you can't become an athlete, an astronaut, a doctor, a scientist, a mathematician, or a marine - you can still become a lawyer

that's it in a nutshell. (by the way, I thought she's supposed to be 'brilliant" - well, actually, I never thought she was - but you know what I mean...)

The problem is that Washington is filled with people who couldn't make it in the real world - so had to turn to politics, where bald faced lying, conniving, corruption, blackmailing ....is considered Job qualifications....

29 posted on 05/02/2006 7:28:57 PM PDT by maine-iac7 ("...but you can't fool all of the people all of the time," Lincoln)
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To: phil1750

LOL, Phil!


30 posted on 05/02/2006 7:39:01 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: CarlEOlsoniii

Please, no fat ass jokes.


31 posted on 05/02/2006 7:49:03 PM PDT by No Longer Free State (No event has just one cause, no person has just one motive, no action has just the intended effect)
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Please, no fat ass jokes.

Well, since you did axed for it.

Yo mama is so fat:

When her beeper goes off people think it's cause she's backin up.

32 posted on 05/02/2006 7:52:27 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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To: CarlEOlsoniii

"My whole life has been a speed bump," she said to laughs.

Just what we need in charge. I'm surprised no one else picked up on this. Some people are destined to be proverbial 's#it magnets' primarily due to their lack of foresight. I hope this was caught on film for use in a campaign ad should she make the mistake of running for higher office.


33 posted on 05/02/2006 7:54:11 PM PDT by IBIAFR
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I wanted to be a marine but they said they didn't take lesbians.

i'm pretty sure the fact that she was a woman prolly came as a surprise to her.

34 posted on 05/03/2006 2:34:58 AM PDT by wildwood
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To: CarlEOlsoniii

She's Bridget O'Shaunessy in THE MALTESE FALCON. Lying like a rug. Poor little me, victim. Murderess.


35 posted on 05/03/2006 2:42:42 AM PDT by hershey
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"I wanted desperately to be an Olympic athlete,"

What? A Summa Wrestler?
36 posted on 05/03/2006 2:44:35 AM PDT by leprechaun9
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To: CarlEOlsoniii

She wanted to be a humador like Monica but the cigars keep drying out!


37 posted on 05/03/2006 2:50:09 AM PDT by truemiester (If the U.S. should fail, a veil of darkness will come over the Earth for a thousand years)
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To: CarlEOlsoniii

She'd have invented the internet, but Gore did it first.


38 posted on 05/03/2006 2:52:12 AM PDT by hershey
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To: Revolting cat!
Or my personal fav:

You're mama is so fat she has other, smaller fat mamas trapped in her orbit.

L

39 posted on 05/03/2006 3:01:28 AM PDT by Lurker (Anyone who doesn't demand an immediate end to illegal immigration is aiding the flesh trade.)
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To: Lurker

More comedy entertainment for the HOLIDAY SEASON!!!!!


40 posted on 11/25/2007 2:49:42 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (- Attention all planets of the solar Federation--Secret plan codeword: Banana)
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