"I Wanted Desperately To Be An Olympic Athlete," Hillary Clinton's Unfulfilled Aspirations.

Newsday/Drudge Report ^ | May 1, 2006 | Unidentified

[Revolting cat!]

She can still participate in the Limp Wristed Olympics!

[derllak]

*Sigh* of relief! I still can't get over the fact that New Yorkers wanted her as a senator. Must be a lot of insane people in that part of the country. And I thought Oregonians were crazy! Honestly, I hope there's no such thing as reincarnation as far as Hill is concerned! Puke!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

She was a Bosox fan before she was a yankee fan, sounds like another failed politician.

And even before that, she was a Chicago Cubs fan, having grown up in Park Ridge, a northwest burb of Chicago!

Like any of us here in Illinois believed her when she put on that *&^$&%* Yankees hat!!! Pphhhhhht!

[bandleader]

Patty Murray;"The tennis Shoes Mom"!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mia T]

hillary clinton is a "CONGENITAL LIAR"
"I am not a crook"


HILLARY DOES NOT RECALL, DOES NOT REMEMBER, HAS NO MEMORY, HAS NO RECOLLECTION, BUT DOES NOT BELIEVE SHE SAID IT BECAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IF SHE DID.


HILLARY REMEMBERS


HILLARY CLINTON VOTES FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS BEFORE SHE VOTES AGAINST THEM
HEAR HER NOW


"I DON'T RECALL"
(THE CLINTONS COMMIT PERJURY WITH IMPUNITY)


'REFUSAL TO LEVEL WITH THE AMERICAN PEOPLE'
... IS HILLARY 'KNOWNOTHING VICTIM' CLINTON'S MIDDLE NAME


ON THE FICTIONALIZED MEMOIR (HEAR HILLARY IN SF)^{~PART TWO~}
THE (oops!) INADVERTENT ADMISSIONS OF HILLARY AND JANE IN SAN FRANCISCO


CLINTON 'CULTURE OF CORRUPTION'


HILLARY CLINTON KNEW ABOUT THE RAPE: HEAR JUANITA BROADDRICK


Alien Abductions, Flying Saucers + Other Weird Phenomena, c.1992-2000


KLEIN BOOK CAUSES HILLARY TO (oops!) CONFIRM "THE TRUTH ABOUT HILLARY"
CLINTON'S REACTION EXPOSES FASCISTIC MINDSET, TEXTBOOK CASE OF PARANOIA + MEGALOMANIA, AND A CONSCIOUSNESS OF GUILT IN BROADDRICK RAPE


THE OLYMPIC HILDABEAST FLOPS
hillary stupidly invokes clinton utter failure: 9/11


SEX, LIES AND SOCK PUPPETS:
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR ₄


THREE WOMEN AND A FUNERAL:
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR ₃


REINVENTING HILLARY... AGAIN
(clinton machine dumps Geena Davis for Margaret Thatcher)
how the clintons are handling the hillary dud factor₂


SCHEMA PINOCCHIO
how the clintons are handling the hillary dud factor


HILLARY IN AVIARY


HILLARY FLUNKED D.C. BAR EXAM
"the smartest woman in the world" sought less competitive venue


HILLARY!?? WHAT IS THIS MORIBUND LOSER DOING IN THE POLITICAL ARENA, ANYWAY? (bill's bud explains)

[Mia T]

p.s. if anyone has the audio or video of this gem, pls post or send me link or file. thx :)

[bannie]

All this piece of work really wants to be is QUEEEEN OF THE WOOOOOORLD!

[Explorer24]

Oooops, looks like I confused the two. Sorry.

[beyond the sea]

I have no audio.

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Maybe Hillary can use that broom of hers that she flies around on and become an Olympic curler.

;-)

[abigailsmybaby]

I knew this thread would be hysterically funny, but yours takes the cake. It's nearly 2:00 am so I'm trying not to laugh too loudly so I don't wake anyone. My head feels like it's going to explode.

[bootless]

Veddy nice!

[abigailsmybaby]

LOL!!! That's disgusting!!! FUNNY, but disgusting. I'll have nightmares now.

[KosmicKitty]

Well, so do I, but at least I realize that it ain't going happen. :-)

[bandleader]

Patty Murray,the "Tennis-Shoed Mom"!

[bandleader]

Yes,but you must remember what William Safire said about"Shrillary".He pronounced her a"Congenital Liar"(which means she can't help it)?