DFU SONG: Jesus Christ Superstar (announcing the Hillary Clinton rock opera

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DFU SONG: I've Got to Get a Message to You (Hillary's 2000 fundraising crime is solved)
DFU SONGS | 4-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 04/23/2005 9:52:31 AM PDT by doug from upland

Inspector Columbo, we don't need you. The crime has been solved. For anyone having difficulty understanding the felonies surrounding the 2000 fundraiser, it can be very easily explained in song. Hillary needed hard money to fight Rick Lazio in New York. He had lots to spend. By underreporting regarding the combo Goodbye Scumbag/Hello Senator Clinton Fundraiser in Hollywood, she was able to raise more of the hard money she needed for the fight. David Rosen filed false reports. He has been indicted. Aaron Tonken told her chapter and verse what was going on. Hillary claims she didn't know. Another witness is Peter Paul. And now, we have the wire worn by Lifeguard's brother in law, Ray Reggie. This is going to get very, very interesting.

MIDI - I'VE GOT TO GET A MESSAGE TO YOU

When Tonken met with her in the back seat
He said something was wrong, you must listen to me
All the money has not been reported
This just cannot stand, so, make it right, Hillary

I just had to get this message to you...come clean...come clean
If you don't, then two thousand eight's through...come clean...come clean

But there was a problem in New York
She would be done quite soon...in her butt they'd stick a fork
Lazio had a war chest to spend
So she needed hard money, she couldn't pretend

I just had to get this message to you...come clean...come clean
If you don't, then two thousand eight's through...come clean...come clean

There is one thing we have learned that's clear
If you give her bad news, then there's a chance you'll disappear
She will do anything, don't you see
To be hearing the words, President Hillary

I just had to get this message to you...come clean...come clean
If you don't, then two thousand eight's through...come clean...come clean

The rock opera even has a song from Japan.

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DFU SONG: Sukiyaki (Tendo Oto - Hillary's favorite illegal foreign donor)
DFU SONGS | 5-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 05/13/2005 8:50:32 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - Sukiyaki (first version....I hope this MIDI tracks okay because the original link is broken)

Her good friend, Tendo Oto...she wishes he could vote-o
He brought some yen from Japan for her big fundraiser
Yes, Hillary does things illegally
It's time that she's finally coming clean

He is her foreign donor...she really pulled a boner
He brought some yen from Japan for her big fundraiser
What a big win...the Clintons sneaked him in
The whole Secret Service was aghast

How long will she get away with all her lawbreaking?
Don't hold your breath to hear truth from the Old Media

Her good friend, Tendo Oto...she wishes he could vote-o
He brought some yen from Japan for her big fundraiser
She can't deny...the photos do not lie
We guarantee they're not photo-shopped

(musical break)

He is her foreign donor...she really pulled a boner
He brought some yen from Japan for her big fundraiser
Levin's their man...he's off to Japan
To plan for the next big Clinton scam

(musical break)

Her good friend, Tendo Oto...she wishes he could vote-o
He brought some yen from Japan for her big fundraiser
Yes, Hillary does things illegally
It's time that she's finally coming clean

When you all know the story...it will bite her in the rear

What would a Hillary rock opera be without mocking a Streisand song?

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DFU SONG: You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore (Streisand and Hillary will go ballistic)
DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 08/01/2005 11:06:33 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS ANYMORE

You don't give me money...in-kind contributions
You hardly email me anymore...I guess I am a bore
And you drifted away

I remember when...at Spago we were dining
Suckers I was mining
They all had given me great big checks
Lesbians asked me to massage their fat necks
I've done that before so I said, oh, what the heck
Now you don't bring me money anymore

I once had disavowed you...pretended not to know you
Then David Rosen sent you the fax
If you gave me some more, I would cover your back

I guess it's called blackmail...it has never failed
In Brazil I was sure that you would not survive
You surprised everyone and you came back alive
I'm so tired of hearing all this "above the law" jive
Now you won't give me money anymore

In Brazil I had been sure you'd not survive
You surprised everyone when you made it back alive
Now you don't give me money anymore

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DFU SONG: Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong (Hillary is above the law...is this the movie theme?)
DFU SONGS | 7-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/27/2005 7:14:50 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - LOVE LIFTS US UP WHERE WE BELONG

I always get what I want...'cause I do what must be done
No one will...dare stand in my way...people know they'd better turn and run

I am...Hillary
There's no goal that's out of reach...just keep watching and you will see

I lift myself above the law...I learned that trick back, back in Arkansas
I lift myself above the law...it can't apply to me...that is how it must be

Who dares to stand in my way...'cause by now, surely you know
It will be...my destiny...those who oppose, look out below

I'm Hill-ary
In the White House...that White House
I learned just how great power feels

I lift myself above the law...I learned that trick back, back in Arkansas
I lift myself above the law...it can't apply to me...so shall it be

Some have tried...to get me jailed
But here I stand...they...failed

I lift myself above the law...I learned that trick back, back in Arkansas
I lift myself above the law...it can't apply to me...so shall it be

I lift myself above the law...I learned that trick back, back in Arkansas

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DFU SONG: No Milk Today (ha, ha, Fidel...no coffee beans today)
DFU SONGS | 6-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 06/14/2005 7:01:12 PM PDT by doug from upland

If you missed it, THE COFFEE CAPER is a wonderful story.

MIDI - NO MILK TODAY

No beans today...they don't know what to say
He doesn't like to wait...the freighter's really late

No beans today...he thought they're on the way
Fidel is getting mad...he'll find out he's been had

He had deceived the Soviets, it seems
But this covert op revealed Castro's schemes
Black market beans he substituted in
Now for Fidel, new troubles would begin

No beans today...someone is gonna pay
This hardline communist is getting really p*ssed

Up in Miami, the Cubans were smiling
They thought that their good friend Peter really rocked
Upon Fidel, all the insults were piling
He was being mocked

No beans today...Fidel had been the prey
It was an awesome thing...he's victim of a sting

No beans today...his banker's in dismay
Almost 9 million gone...the money's been withdrawn

He had deceived the Soviets, it seems
This covert op revealed Castro's scheme
Black market beans..... (fade out)

Let's bring the billing records into the rock opera.

MIDI - THIS MAGIC MOMENT

This magic moment...the documents are found
The statute has run out...Starr won't take her down

She's really lucky...that they had been misplaced
She'll tell you the story...tell it with a straight face

Blame it on the staff...will you please try not to laugh
It's the way it's got to be...you'll never touch Hillary

This magic moment...the third floor reading room
Right there on the table...they're found right next to Mrs. Clinton's broom

(musical break)

This magic moment...no legal jeopardy
Though her fingerprints are...the ones that we see

She's really lucky...that they had been misplaced
She'll tell you the story...tell it with a straight face

Blame it on the staff...will you please try not to laugh
It's the way it's got to be...you'll never touch Hillary

This magic moment...good fortune comes her way
She's confident knowing...that she'll return to our White House one day

That scares the hell out of me
That scares the hell out of me
Is it scaring you?
She may return

What would a rock opera be without a song from the Carpenters. Ng Lap Seng, murder for hire and prostitution king from Macau, who laundered a million bucks to the Clintons through Charlie Trie.

DFU SONG: Sing a Song (Ng Lap Seng - women abuse, child prositution, 12 visits to Clinton W.H.)
DFU SONGS | 7-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/31/2005 1:29:01 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - SING A SONG - Carpenters

I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ng, Ng Lap Seng...there is some help...that you can bring
Come deliver the cash...we'll add it to our stash

Ng, Ng Lap Seng...what you do, well, it doesn't mean a thing
Abusing young women everywhere
Just hide it from the right wing...our friend, Ng Lap Seng

I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ng, Ng Lap Seng...we'll treat you like a king
Get a photo with me...signed "Your pal, Hillary"

Ng, Ng Lap Seng...what you do, well, it doesn't mean a thing
Abusing young women everywhere
Just hide it from the right wing...our friend, Ng Lap Seng

Good friend, Ng Lap Seng...our friend, Ng Lap Seng

I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I fight for children... for women and children...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(fade out)

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