Posted on 04/23/2006 5:47:00 AM PDT by Crackingham
You should have learned by now that the thing also works on automatic.
Geez Louise. You and the poster with the "Can South Carolina ban boots?" ought to get together and form the "Inane Question Club".
Are they selling dildos out of their bedroom?
OMG--ROTFL!!
How have they defined sex toy?
Indeed. What if the people of South Carolina decided it was perfectly permissable to make owning an SUV illegal? According to Mr. Paulsen there, it would be within their rights.
Suppose the eating of Barbecue were made a felony."
Geez Louise. You and the poster with the "Can South Carolina ban boots?" ought to get together and form the "Inane Question Club".
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Obviously you must belong to the "Insane Stetement Club"!
It's not an inane question. If the state can outlaw something like owning sex toys, which affects no one and cases no problems, then they can outlaw anything. If you cannot see this, then you are blinded by your own parochial wants and desires.
Obviously you must belong to the "Insane Stetement Club"!
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By the way, a "stetement" is indistinguishable from a statement in all respects other than spelling.
Geez Louise. You and the poster with the "Can South Carolina ban boots?" ought to get together and form the "Inane Question Club".
Dildos, drugs, guns, boots, BBQ, -- they're all just articles of property, bobbie boy.
Geez Louise, you prohibitionists ought to get together and form the "Insane Comparison Club".
Then it should be all right should the good ladies of South Carolina rely on locally-produced models?
Sounds like a new campaign slogan has been born. You gonna be the poster boy, totin' all that gear?
I understand your dependence on these devices. If I lived up north, with those Yankee women, I guess I'd have to get me one of those blow-up dolls.
Yeah you do. Besides we import 'em from china. There are no domestic dildos anymore.
I live in Alabama. Of course, that is north of where you live, what with being down there in Florida with all them Yankees.
Only 7 posts in and already a like minded Freeper.....I was gonna read them all and ask if they were gonna throw a sex toy tax on cucumbers :-)
Let me go read the rest.....
Sounds like a new campaign slogan has been born. You gonna be the poster boy, totin' all that gear?
I rarely leave the house without it.
Some, of course, I've made into dual function objects, in order to save pocket space.
Yeah, we got all kinds of people in Florida. It's to be expected, when we're the 4th highest in population. And I suppose some of them are packing dildos. Whatcha gonna do?
Bump
There are no domestic dildos anymore.
Not true. -- I have a deluxe hand carved [ironwood] model available at only $99.95 post paid. [see my freepmail ad]
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