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1 posted on 04/21/2006 11:46:53 AM PDT by blam
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Oh great, suicide astronauts,


27 posted on 04/21/2006 12:33:04 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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Down!


31 posted on 04/21/2006 12:45:37 PM PDT by lilylangtree
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Down.

Next question?


32 posted on 04/21/2006 12:46:40 PM PDT by GAB-1955 (being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the Kingdom of Heaven....)
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Down.

Next question?


33 posted on 04/21/2006 12:46:42 PM PDT by GAB-1955 (being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the Kingdom of Heaven....)
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We need to find the place in the koran where space travel is forbidden since it is a tool of the infidels. Same is true for enriching uranium.

But if they do insist on going into orbit, the koran requires them to step outside of their vehicle to pray.




37 posted on 04/21/2006 1:11:04 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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I could go on and on with this post for weeks :-). I can't imagine the hysteria this is causing in Islam. Can you imagine that poor schmuck Muslim in orbit trying to figure out how he is going to revere "Allah" 80 times a day zooming around the earth every 90 minutes???

And he still has to figure out where "Mecca" is every time!

This would almost be funny if I didn't think some Mullah would be waiting on him at splashdown to cut his head off.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

45 posted on 04/21/2006 2:38:52 PM PDT by manwiththehands (Lead, follow or shut up.)
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When you're in orbit, which way is Mecca?

DOWN!!??

48 posted on 04/21/2006 9:55:28 PM PDT by Minutemen ("It's a Religion of Peace")
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As far as outer space is concerned, Uranus would probably offer a direct line of sight to Mecca.


58 posted on 04/23/2006 3:33:34 PM PDT by Windsong
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