Scott McClellan Resigns - nothing follows

All they need is an answering machine: Hello, I can't comment on an ongoing investigation, but if you'll leave your question after the beep...

421 posted on 04/20/2006 7:18:53 AM PDT by catnapping

To: MayflowerMadam

Hello Sister,

Well, they may not be any nicer to him because he's disabled but, they sure would look like the HORRIBLE, CLASSLESS snakes that they are... maybe it would be more apparent to the casual American.

422 posted on 04/20/2006 7:25:08 AM PDT by Mayflower Sister (DEMOCRAT: THE PARTY OF COWARDS AND TRAITORS, and I almost forgot... BABY KILLERS)

To: CellPhoneSurfer

How about we just put them on rotation?

423 posted on 04/20/2006 7:29:41 AM PDT by PLOM...NOT! (Checking in from Wisconsin)

To: Democratshavenobrains

Is Mark Steyn a speaker as well as a writer?

424 posted on 04/20/2006 9:19:11 AM PDT by Libertina

To: beyond the sea; knews_hound

Ohmigawsh! This is one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile! Copies going out to several friends!!

425 posted on 04/20/2006 9:39:44 AM PDT by MizSterious (Anonymous sources often means "the voices in my head told me.")

To: MizSterious; knews_hound

Ohmigawsh! This is one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile! Copies going out to several friends!!

Yes it's a RIOT...................... I cannot BELIEVE how funny my six year old nephew is posting on FR.

What a kid!

;-)

****

Just kidding knews_hound!!

You are the best.

I've been studying FR posts since around early 1998 , and your post is one of the top 5!

426 posted on 04/20/2006 9:48:13 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Oh, for the days when "disrespect" was just a noun.)

To: Saint Reagan

I know he's in a wheelchair. So what? In fact, it would be great to have have a physically challenged guy up there giving it back to the press.
Whether he's capable of handling it health-wise, is a another matter.

427 posted on 04/20/2006 11:02:32 AM PDT by Brooklyn Kid (What's it to ya? ) ((....west of the Jordan, east of the Rock of Gibraltar.................))

I don't think W has any use for Tom Delay and has made no secret of this..nor Coulter...I do like Karen Hughes...she was in the news media business before she started working for him during his campaign for Governor here...but she has made it clear she does not want to leave Texas again. I do not blame her for that. I like Snow too.

428 posted on 04/20/2006 11:53:40 AM PDT by DallasSun

To: Kenny Bunkport

Great handle by the way!!!!

429 posted on 04/20/2006 8:29:31 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)

To: Christian4Bush

Rush did say he would take the job for ONE day, just to show how it should be done.

430 posted on 04/20/2006 8:43:53 PM PDT by Yaelle

431 posted on 04/20/2006 8:45:22 PM PDT by Ma3lst0rm (Consensus does not the truth make.)

BWAAAAAHAAAA HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAH AAAAA AAHHHAAA!

That's it! I'm gonna make a quicktime movie out of that! That was the funniest damn thing I have seen on here in a while, since this...

Next Outsourced Job: Fast Food Order Taker

McDonald's has begun outsourcing drive-through orders in 40 of its restaurants, using 125 workers at a call center in California and submitting orders back over the Internet.

The process saves "seconds" on each order. Workers make $6.75 an hour, get no health benefits and handle up to 95 orders an hour in a job that sounds like a workplace massacre in the making:

Ms. Vargas seems unfazed by her job, even though it involves being subjected to constant electronic scrutiny. Software tracks her productivity and speed, and every so often a red box pops up on her screen to test whether she is paying attention. She is expected to click on it within 1.75 seconds. In the break room, a computer screen lets employees know just how many minutes have elapsed since they left their workstations.

One of the dire predictions of the Lou Dobbs crowd is that Americans will be pushed into low paying service jobs because all of our white-collar work is being sent overseas. But McDonald's could just as easily take those orders from Bangalore, where by one estimate a college-educated call center employee earns $2.40 an hour.

Yes I am having your order as a Big Mac value meal with a Coca Cola and the fries.

But possibly you are not wanting to eat parts of a cow which is holy?

We are also having a Filet of Fish meal which does not slaughter cows.

Can I get that for you instead?

Very well then I will submit your order for Big Mac value meal to McDonalds in the Philadelphia PA.

I am sorry? You are in the California?

No this is not possible. You must call back from a McDonalds in California.

No there is no way I can reroute your order.

Please to move your car within 1.75 seconds.

432 posted on 04/20/2006 8:45:47 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)

You have 1.75 seconds.

Too slow.

You will now be redirected to your new work assignment.

Cheers,

knewshound

Brew Your Own.

433 posted on 04/20/2006 9:15:33 PM PDT by knews_hound (When Blogs are Outlawed, only Outlaws will have Blogs.)

Great Reply #266

Mr. Stick Figure it is for the next three years.

Leave the job empty like the news heads sitting in the chairs.

434 posted on 04/21/2006 3:39:17 PM PDT by TYVets (God so loved the world he didn't send a committee)

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