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Open Editorial: You Named Your Baby WHAT???
Onyx Magazine ^ | March, 2006 | Josephine Hammond

Posted on 03/30/2006 12:41:35 PM PST by twippo

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To: MineralMan

Michael Hunt?Oh,sure,I knew him.Had a cousin named Jack Meioff!


761 posted on 03/30/2006 4:25:41 PM PST by Riverman94610
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To: twippo
I do not advocate naming all our children Bobby and Susie.

Oh, God. My name is Susan and my brother's name is Bobby.

762 posted on 03/30/2006 4:25:53 PM PST by BlessedBeGod (Benedict XVI = Terminator IV)
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To: jjmcgo

In the early 1980s, when I was a reporter at an OkC radio station, the OkC Police Department's Public Information Officer was Major Berry. The "Major" is his given name, not his rank at the time. When he did achieve the rank of Major, Major became Major M.T. Berry, for some reason. He later served as OkC Police Chief for several years.

On a personal note, my middle name is supposed to be Edward, same as my father's first name. But, a typing error left it Edware on my birth certificate. And, that error has been replicated on my Muscogee Nation membership card.


763 posted on 03/30/2006 4:26:49 PM PST by MikalD1
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To: OldEagle
He said the boy was named after the president John Fincherol Kennedy.

A buddy of mine was in the Air Force with a guy whose name was pronounced "Pizzums". He asked the guy how his parents came up with the name. Pizzums said, "after my Mom's favorite book in the Bible".

Psalms.

764 posted on 03/30/2006 4:28:39 PM PST by wyattearp (The best weapon to have in a gunfight is a shotgun - preferably from ambush.)
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To: greyfoxx39

"named my son Jody Wayne after the book, and added the Wayne in case he wanted to use it instead , which he never did"


Be afraid. Be very afraid.


765 posted on 03/30/2006 4:30:06 PM PST by MeanWestTexan (Many at FR would respond to Christ "Darn right, I'll cast the first stone!")
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

I'd rather Dick Trickle than

Galloping Knobrot!


766 posted on 03/30/2006 4:30:21 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: Clemenza

Cameron is an Irish name.


767 posted on 03/30/2006 4:34:25 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: DuncanWaring

Just what I was gonna say, my favorite of all, John Wayne Gacy, who was a Chicago building contractor, just as I was, and whose case broke just before we moved to Arizona from Chicago. I knew there was some kind of "Wayne" trend with murderers/killers, that list just proves how extensive the trend was (or still is?)


768 posted on 03/30/2006 4:34:50 PM PST by willyboyishere
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To: coop71
Ace is just wrong.

"It's better than a maff name like Dorothy"

769 posted on 03/30/2006 4:35:02 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (Red meat, we were meant to eat it - Meat and Livestock Australia TV ad campaign)
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To: jocon307

Apparently, she was a single mom that scraped and scoured and did the best she could to make sure her kids had a better life. She got her kids educated and out of poverty and into the middle class, so she at least she got that right.


770 posted on 03/30/2006 4:36:07 PM PST by Juana la Loca
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To: pookie18

"Majestic Mapp [and] his older brother, Scientific Mapp."

That reminds my of a bike messenger I knew years ago. He was a black fellow from, I think, the Caribean, anyway not an American by birth. His real given name was "Mozart" and he had a brother named "Beethovan" or some such. A really sweet guy, don't know if he had any musical talent.


771 posted on 03/30/2006 4:39:32 PM PST by jocon307 (The Silent Majority - silent no longer)
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To: The Phantom FReeper
Once had a male patient named Didymus.

Didymus is a Biblical name.

I had a student once named Yersinia.

772 posted on 03/30/2006 4:39:55 PM PST by Amelia (Education exists to overcome ignorance, not validate it.)
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To: TXBubba
I can relate to your wife. I left a nice four letter last name to marry into a spelling test everytime I give my new last name.

My maiden name wasn't four letters, but it was common. My married name I must spell out constantly. The worst part is, it is an English name, spelt just like it sounds. It's just not that common of a name. If it was Polish or Slavic or something I wouldn't mind so much.

773 posted on 03/30/2006 4:44:42 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: null and void
In the immortal words of Rimmer : Thanks a smegging buncharooni!!!

good to hear from you - hows it goin?

774 posted on 03/30/2006 4:44:53 PM PST by Alkhin (Its a small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!)
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To: VastRWCon
bong for later

Why not a doobie?

775 posted on 03/30/2006 4:47:37 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: nopardons

Well, Michal is a female biblical name.


776 posted on 03/30/2006 4:50:14 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: jocon307

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777 posted on 03/30/2006 4:53:27 PM PST by pookie18 ([Hillary Rotten] Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
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To: coop71

A friend of a friend named his first child Gray Wolfgang. My hand to God.


778 posted on 03/30/2006 4:53:27 PM PST by Xenalyte (To the pudding vats!)
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To: beelzepug
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As you can see, Salty is in a pensive mood.

Or possibly he just emitted methane. Hard to tell sometimes.
779 posted on 03/30/2006 4:58:46 PM PST by Xenalyte (To the pudding vats!)
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To: BlessedBeGod

My mother's name is Susan and we call my best friend Bob. (That's not his birth name, and it's a long story that probably no one would find funny.)


780 posted on 03/30/2006 5:00:10 PM PST by Xenalyte (To the pudding vats!)
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