[Flavius Josephus]

Evey time they shake them boobies, it stretches those ligaments just a little bit more. Is that the health problems they're talking about?

[Larry Lucido]

could include public nudity and dancing on tables.

You have to wait for spring break for that?

[jordan8]

College students on spring break, the very definition of a busman's holiday.

[george wythe]

83 percent of college women and graduates surveyed by the AMA said spring break involves heavier-than-usual drinking, and 74 percent said the break results in increased sexual activity.

Only 74% increased their sexual activity? Somebody's lying to the inteviewers. . .

My Cancun spring break was so wild, that a full-fledged orgy broke out in the middle of a public bus.

The poor Mexican workers moved to the front of the bus to avoid looking at the "depravidad de los gringos."

[bk1000]

But it's soooo much fun for a young gal at spring break! You get to do all the things you aren't allowed to do at home, or at least the things you don't want people to know about. It's just good fun! /sarcasm

[SDGOP]

ping..