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If he calls me back, I'll post it.
1 posted on 02/22/2006 5:00:36 PM PST by Pharmboy
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Hillary Clinton walking through the lobby apparently expelled a series of sparks from her somewhat bulbous thighs resulting from extreme static on her double knit slacks.

The sparks ignited an antique wool rug which quickly engulfed the lobby.

A security guard in the building was treated and released with severe burns to his eyebrows and backhair resulting from the indiscriminate sparking. "They were lighting bolts from hell the guard was heard to say."

Hey, it could happen.

288 posted on 02/22/2006 6:56:54 PM PST by Smartaleck
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To the ground Lord, my prayer was....to the ground!!


291 posted on 02/22/2006 7:27:31 PM PST by Gator113
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And what comes to mind, but the song "The Roof Is On Fire" by The Bloodhound Gang.

Pretty much describes the NYT.


294 posted on 02/22/2006 7:38:37 PM PST by Darksheare (Leave no clove un hoofed.)
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who do we call.......the fire department or Texaco....


309 posted on 02/22/2006 8:36:25 PM PST by The Wizard (DemonRATS: enemies of America)
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Who brought the marshmallows?


313 posted on 02/22/2006 9:13:36 PM PST by Nevermore
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