The Shame Of Al Gore (Only a special breed of demons, apparently, can explain him.)

Investor's Business Daily via Yahoo ^ | 2/13/06

[BamaGirl]

Well put. And they are extremely fearful of people with an internal moral compass, who don't care what others think of them. Think of their irrational hatred for Reagan, W, ...

[purpleland]

Al Gore is treasonous, totally irresponsible and manifestly insane - a typical Democrat-partisan contaminated with self-induced toxic waste. Has Gore no sense of shame or any sense of reality???
Algore is a charter member of Toon Town......

the place where reality is the real fantasy.

The wooden indian in a time of titanium titans.

***ALSO: Al Gore grew-up as an insulated DC elite, an entitled DC social insider, a member of the politik aristocracy. The reason Al Gore does not relate is that he CANNOT relate. Both Gore and John Kerry are extreme personifications of shallowness and pretension.

[ErnBatavia]

You nailed it quite well...

[ErnBatavia]

He looks like an aging Hollywood "star" who has had too many (take your pick here:
a) drugs
b) booze
c) illusions of grandeur
d) all of the above

He does look a little Shatner-esque, doesn't he?

[etcetera]

I suppose one could say that Al Gore is the example of how one descends into Hell one step at a time. When you're finally there, making a deal with the Devil is the next logical step.

Being a failed presidential candidate must be tough. Without another office to keep your ego inflated and your image before the public (ala Senator Kerry) what does Al have to fill his days?

He was always second banana and now he's not even that.

[mombonn]

The demons are clearly visible in his eyes.

[ChadGore]

Al Gore in wax.

[tioga]

I call this aged inflated look - the puff daddy look. They fail the "look" test big time, ie they look like they are on the fast track to some serious health problems.

[Armedanddangerous]

Do you good folks get up every morning and thank God, as I do that this nation dodged an enormous bullet when algore got beaten?

It's like a nightmare that'll never end.

[CaliGirlGodHelpMe]

Maybelline NewBlush powder in Tuscan Rose : $7.95

Chanel LipMagic lip gloss in Damsen Plum Frost: $11.50

Watching AlGore turn into Harvey Feirstein : Priceless

[Joan912]

Oh, cripe - that makes me want to barf!

[Joan912]

LOL!

[pjsbro]

Al Gore will never be POTUS.

Savor...that...sweet...thought

[sheik yerbouty]

We all dodged a bullet then!

[Wiseghy]

I suspect that he is positioning himself to be a type Mike Myers political figure, through this antics and this pending movie deal. The more radical he sounds the better, since there is no bad publicity when your pandering to media without a bully pulpit and no credibility.

What people will do for money.

[Vicki]

Joking aside, I really think Al Gore has mental problems even beyond being a liberal. He is a danger to himself and to all of us.

The dems want the power back so bad, that they would and will sacrifice our safety and risk another 9/11. They are as dangerous as the terrorists.

[oyez]

What wrong with this is Al gore can handle two foreign languages

[EMCEE] Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Fremde, etranger, stranger. Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante, Happy to see you, bleibe, reste, stay. Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret [Spoken] Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir, We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good? I bet you do! Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere... I am you host! Und sagen Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret [spoken] Leave you troubles outside! So - life is disappointing? Forget it! We have no troubles here! Here life is beautiful... The girls are beautiful... Even the orchestra is beautiful! You see? I told your the orchestra is beautiful! And now presenting the Cabaret Girls! Rosie! (Rosie is so called because of the color of her cheeks.) Lulu! (Oh, you like Lulu? Well, too bad! So does Rosie.) Frenchie! (You know I like to order Frenchie on the side. On your side Frenchie! Just kidding!) Texas! (Yes, Texas is from America!But she's a very cunning linguist!) Fritzie! (Oh, Fritzie, please, will you stop that! Already this week we have lost two waiters, a table and three bottles of champagne up there.) and Helga! (Helga is the baby. I'm just like a father to her. So when she's bad, I spank her. And she's very, very, very, very, very bad.) Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie... Und Helga. Each and every one a virgin! You don't believe me? Well, don't take my word for it. Go ahead- try Helga! Outside it is winter. But in here it's so hot. Every night we have to battle with the girls to keep them from taking off all their clothings. So don't go away. Who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle! [KIT KAT GIRLS] Wir sagen Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret! [EMCEE] We are here to serve you! And now presenting the Kit Kat Boys: Here they are! Bobby! Victor! Or is it Victor! and Bobby... You know, there's really only one wat to tell the difference... I'll show you later. Hans (Oh Hans, go easy on the sauerkraut!) Herrman (You know what's funny about Herrman? There's nothing funny about Herrman!) And, finally, the toast og Mayfir, Fraulein Sally Bowles! [SALLY] Hello, darlings! [EMCEE] Bliebe, reste, stay! [ALL] Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome [EMCEE] That's Victor. [ALL] Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, [whispered] Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Fremde, etranger, stranger. [EMCEE] Hello, stranger! [ALL] Gluklich, zu sehen, je suis enchante, [EMCEE] Enchante, Madame. [All] Happy to see you, Bliebe, reste, stay! Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Fremde, etranger, stranger. Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante, Happy to see you, Bliebe, reste, stay! Wir sagen Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret [EMCEE] Thank you! Bobby, Victor, Hans, Herrman, Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie, Helga, Sally and Me! Welcome to the Kit Kat Klub!

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

The reason Al Gore does not relate is that he CANNOT relate. Both Gore and John Kerry are extreme personifications of shallowness and pretension.

Every Democrat senator loves the Muhammed cartoons...pass it on......

[fish hawk]

Rare picture, Gore with his mouth closed!!!

[ziggy_dlo]

hey billy can i be as treasonous and sadistic as you well Im catching up bye golly