You people and your new-fangled toys.
Try shavin' with this!
Posted on 02/14/2006 10:04:07 PM PST by nickcarraway
I thought that smart-a$$ remark would show up alot sooner than the 90 posts it took you (-:
You people and your new-fangled toys.
Try shavin' with this!
A hairsuit sounds gorilla-like.
How do you feel about a hirsute male?
The only item more over marketed is the toothbrush.
Love is......
Remembering to take the blade off if you borrow your husband's razor.
My ex, actually, but yeah. Very nice. I wont date somebody (for long) who wont.
Well, some guys are rather more gorilla-like, than not. LOL
Don't like hirsute ones either. :-)
The following is somewhat Generation X....But back in the early 90s there was a popular cartoon on MTV called 'Beavis and Butthead' which was a story about two juvenile idiots. In a particular episode or two, when the task at hand would get too difficult for them, the one character Beavis, would assume his alter ego "The Great Cornholio," indicated by the shirt pulled over his head..He would then would walk around harrassing people, telling them "I am the great Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole" and "I am Cornholio...Are you threatening me??"
It's just stupid sillyness, but the cartoon was rather popular...Google "Cornholio" in the image section og google and you will get photos of hundreds of people with shirts pulled over their heads. Apparently someone put John Kerry's on the photo I posted erlier...not the two ears of corn in his hands in that photo. Here is a picture of the actual cartoon character...
No, actually I don't "like it" at all.
I intend to- 'til death do us part.
Hairy? Not particularly- she has hair where she's supposed to. Because she doesn't shave the hair on her legs, it's extremely fine and soft- in summer when she's tan and it's chlorine-bleached it's invisible.
Wide hips? Yes- but she has the shoulders to match, so she's got nice proportions.
Pot belly? Only when she's pregnant. My lady is near the top of the acceptable body fat % range for females, but not over it.
http://www.healthchecksystems.com/bodyfat.htm
(For reference, her lean body mass is 165#- not kidding! She had it tested.)
Tiny breasts? Well, for a woman who's 5'10", with long legs and broad shoulders, I suppose 34C is on the small side.
Picture an older Lucy Lawless as a country housewife, and you're pretty close.
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