Mind Control Parasites ( do you have them?)

Yahoo ^ | 2/11/06 | Bill Christensen

[weegee]

Judging by the headline, I thought this was about Political Correctness and the little censor that tells people "You can't say that!".

[Psycho_Bunny]

Half of the world's human population is infected with Toxoplasma

Hm.....and half of America's population is liberal....correlation?

[cripplecreek]

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[rhombus]

noticed links between Toxoplasma and schizophrenia in human beings

Hey, they told us it was the weed. ;-)

[Sam's Army]

Mind control parasites? I saw that in Star Trek 2. Ricardo Montalban was one mean SOB...

[devane617]

Keep pussy clean and this stuff will not happen.

[ExcursionGuy84]

I don't have cats or rats so....I think I'm safe.

[PogySailor]

Oh my.....

[tx_eggman]

[George Smiley]

Let me guess.

Republicans are predominantly dog owners, and Democats, I mean Democrats, are primarily cat owners.

But if it's brain damage that causes them to think like that, then won't they all apply for disability?

[null and void]

I wonder what parasites are spread by wiping with the left hand?

[Cicero]

Hmm. Next time you feel yourself attracted to a puddle of warm cat urine, you'll know why.

[ConservativeMind]

Actually, there were studies done over the past ten years that showed personality changes in men and women once infected with the T. gondii parasite.

Women somehow ranked more intelligent and personable while men became more jealous. Look them up.

Then I looked into the ratio of cat ownership among Americans and the French. A strong majority of Americans who owned cats were liberal, while dog owners were almost as strongly oriented toward calling themselves conservatives. As for the French, it appeared that cats were their overwhelming favorite pet.

I don't know if these insights are particularly helpful or if they really point to a true problem, but they are disturbing to me.

[MineralMan]

"A strong majority of Americans who owned cats were liberal, while dog owners were almost as strongly oriented toward calling themselves conservatives. "

Lotsa cat owners on FR. Prepare for battle.

[Paul C. Jesup]

Sir, you probably have the polite cat on Earth for a cat to let you to that to him or her.

[Paul C. Jesup]

the polite cat = the MOST polite cat

[From many - one.]

ping

[Shalom Israel]

A strong majority of Americans who owned cats were liberal...

Oh, are YOU gonna get it! Vking Kitty Ping!

[End Times Sentinel]

It's just another crazy libertarian rant.  The parasites, or "guests" as I call them, don't "control" me, they merely offer me helpful suggestions that experience has taught me is more often than not in my best interests.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)