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FReeper Canteen ~ Military Short Speak ~ January 30, 2006
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Posted on 01/29/2006 6:09:14 PM PST by StarCMC
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To: tomkow6; All
Real Answers From Traffic School Exams
(Cleaned up to post!)
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The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's traffic school. YIKES!
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too **drunk** to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a **jerk** all day long. |
Don't think I'll drive in California anytime soon! LOL!
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:23:42 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: bentfeather
Well somebody follows instructions too well! LOL Morning Queenie!
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:23:48 AM PST
by
AZamericonnie
(~www.ProudPatriots.org~Operation Valentine's Day~Serving those who serve us!~)
To: StarCMC
Ha! That's what my hair looked like this morning!:) Precious....
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:25:08 AM PST
by
AZamericonnie
(~www.ProudPatriots.org~Operation Valentine's Day~Serving those who serve us!~)
To: StarCMC
Those are priceless! They are also one of the reasons we are leaving California. LOL
284
posted on
01/30/2006 10:25:51 AM PST
by
ninergold3
(aka GiantsPrincess - Proud Aunt of a Soldier)
To: AZamericonnie
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:25:53 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: ninergold3
No kidding -- I'm sure every state has them though! LOL
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:26:27 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: StarCMC
287
posted on
01/30/2006 10:27:24 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: StarCMC; Diva Betsy Ross
*sniff* Diva....check out this pic in post #278. Star that is just amazing.
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:27:25 AM PST
by
AZamericonnie
(~www.ProudPatriots.org~Operation Valentine's Day~Serving those who serve us!~)
To: AZamericonnie; Diva Betsy Ross
Isn't it. I was blown away!
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:29:23 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: All
Hey!! I didn't write it, I'm just posting it!
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:30:21 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: AZamericonnie; StarCMC; All
Afternoon, Connie, song of the West!
I got another one fer ya. Fresh email just in. LOL
Doctor Stories, including the name and city of the doctor (mostly). These are too funny to be made up!!
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
--Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:31:49 AM PST
by
Soaring Feather
(~www.proudpatriots.org~Supporting Our TROOPS~)
To: All
Just a plug -- I find this pictures and funnies at strangecosmos.com and strangemilitary.com. Another good site is sacredcowburgers.com -- and the owner of that one is a FReeper.
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:32:51 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: StarCMC
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh - you are so going to catch grief for this one! LOL
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:33:14 AM PST
by
ninergold3
(aka GiantsPrincess - Proud Aunt of a Soldier)
To: All
Thought for the day...from sacredcowburgers....
"He who dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:34:56 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: ninergold3; darkwing104; USAF_TSgt
LOl -- I know -- but the AF types here know I love them just as much as the other guys!!
295
posted on
01/30/2006 10:36:19 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: StarCMC
Thanks for the wonderful poem Star!
Excellent!
God please bless and keep safe our brave troops!
296
posted on
01/30/2006 10:38:13 AM PST
by
MeekMom
(Praise Jesus! We have so much to be thankful for!)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
beautiful flowers Mr. Tonkin. Thank you and Good afternoon!
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:39:43 AM PST
by
MeekMom
(Praise Jesus! We have so much to be thankful for!)
To: bentfeather
I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong oneDoh!!! Course that leaves me to wonder....the lady just let him do that???? lol
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:40:51 AM PST
by
AZamericonnie
(~www.ProudPatriots.org~Operation Valentine's Day~Serving those who serve us!~)
To: Radix
re: 35
ewwwww nasty!
I could have gone without seeing that!
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posted on
01/30/2006 10:41:07 AM PST
by
MeekMom
(Praise Jesus! We have so much to be thankful for!)
To: AZamericonnie
300
posted on
01/30/2006 10:41:31 AM PST
by
AZamericonnie
(~www.ProudPatriots.org~Operation Valentine's Day~Serving those who serve us!~)
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