Caption this pic of John Kerry in Switzerland, Jan 26,2006

Yahoo news ^ | January 26, 2006

[timsbella]

A dial-in filibuster? Congrèz, acceptez vous une long distance call de Senaturd Hinds Curry?

[Doogle]

kerry thinking: I hope she gives me my allowance tomorrow

Tereeeeeeza speaking to her in laws: "he really is a half wit"

[weegee]

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Looks to be the TAMEST of the lot.

[savedbygrace]

Look at that - she's talking about me while I'm behind her back.

[farsighted]

His wife Teresa Heinz, NOT Teresa Heinz-Kerry. She changed it for the election and then promptly changed it back after that farce. I wonder if Clooney sold them their Italian chateau back. What a scumbag couple.

[spinestein]

[Funny, but when he's in Europe he doesn't seem to wear his rugged LLBean winter coat.]


I'd love to see him walking around with his proper European friends while he's wearing the camo' outfit he had on while campaigning for president and asking the European shopkeepers "Can I git me a hunting license here?"

That would go over real well. <?:^)

[Fintan]

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[Liberty Valance]

LOL!

[weegee]

Mrs. Ketchup: "Johnboy would've won if Europe could have voted for him."

[mtbopfuyn]

As he works on his worry beads, Kerry contemplates why Teresa constantly ignores him.

[Revererdrv]

Does anybody know where I can purchase some Preparation H for my husband's severe hemorhoid attack?

[Revererdrv]

Does anybody know where I can purchase some Preparation H for my husband's severe hemorhoid attack?

[maggief]

U.S. Democratic Senator from Boston, John Kerry, left, shares a word with Secretary General of the Arab League Amre Moussa prior to a plenary entitled 'Muslim Societies in the Modern World' at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Thursday Jan. 26, 2006. The second day of the World Economic Forum's annual meeting promised a blend of celebrity and brass tacks talk of the issues facing the global community, ranging from security against terror to advancing human rights and the struggle against poverty and disease. (AP Photo/Michel Euler)



UN Secretary General Kofi Annan, his wife Nane Annan, US actor Brad Pitt and his companion, United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) Goodwill Ambassador, US actress Angelina Jolie, from left to right, leave a plenary session, during the World Economic Forum WEF in Davos, Switzerland, Thursday, Jan. 26, 2006. The WEF gathers corporate and political heads as well as prominent figures of showbusiness and sports to talk about the state of the world. (AP Photo/Keystone, Laurent Gillieron)

[adorno]

Teresa to the person behind her: "My husband thought this was a conference regarding that truce that bin-Laden proposed last week".

[timsbella]

Nope - she cut off his Botox allowance. The prep H is for his face.

[AmericanMade1776]

Later John Kerry will impress Davos skiers with his flowered zipper pull.

[asp1]

"I need a drink."

Or some raisins at the very least.

[AmericanMade1776]

Tereza "did you know my husband served in Vietnam?"

[RedBeaconNY]

"I wish I were in France..."