Posted on 01/20/2006 10:15:03 AM PST by outofhere2
I love how Star Jones is currently pimping her new self-help book, Shine. What advice, exactly, is she capable of giving out? How to marry a gay man? How to lose 150 pounds from a gastric bypass, and pretend that it was really dieting and exercise? How to get plastic surgery to look like a space alien? Sheesh.
You see Anger Management with Jack Nicholson. He said to the Buddhist:
Why would I want advice on self restraint from a fat pig who weighed over 3,000 pounds?
A "Star Jones" is a strong desire/addiction to saying something stupid, in an effort to be relevant for 900 seconds* of history.
(*That's "15 minutes" for those in Rio Linda...)
She's the big mouthed black moron on the view who is married to the gay guy.
She's lost a lot of weight. Looked better hidden away under the rolls of blubber.
She's an "attorney." I saw her on Jeopardy where they purposely included easy questions about the law. She couldn't answer even one.
However, she's a lot better than most other women on The View, who are anti-family, anti-church, and anti-God. At least Star defends those institutions. As does Elizabeth Hasselbeck, married to some NFL quarterback, and the token conservative on the show. She's lovely.
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