"Teddy's Story Time" CARTOON featuring Ted Kennedy and his new kids' book...

IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^ | 1/9/2006 | IPWGOP

[Thumper1960]

Will Teddy next be mentoring little girls on swimming techniques? How to mix refreshing drinks? How to give public speeches while massacring names, places, dates and events?

[DejaJude]

I think it might be time for Dougie to do A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF TED KENNEDY.

Way past time. How would you do it? How about a scene where Teddy tells Mary Jo, "You wait here while I go see if any other people in America might be having their civil rights abused by my reporting to the authorities that you are trapped in here and in imminent danger of drowning. My chances of a presidential run have nothing to do with it." Too bad we couldn't see this Senator through the eyes of Mary Jo, but that's hard to do when you're dead.

[manwiththehands]

Brought to you by his dog named "Splash" ... and his cat named "Mary Jo".

[doug from upland]

First, I need an artist. A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY was written from the perspective of an innocent elementary school boy who mocks John Kerry mercilessly. He cannot believe anyone would be stupid enough to vote for him. It had pages about throwing the ball like a girl, the SUV not being his SUV, being a gigolo, being a traitor with Fonda, etc. It was genuinely funny.

[upchuck]

Hmmm... I see Teddy has lost weight :)

Another great 'toon! Thanks Linda!!

[caryatid]

If he is, that is truly depraved and sick.

Its a direct taunt.

Breathtakingly cynical, eh?!

[Dustbunny]

Ted Kennedy is an embarrassment to the USA. A true 'wing nut'.

[Sonny M]

Breathtakingly cynical, eh?!

Politicians, especially socialist types go through great pains to bury their pasts.

The MSM has done a lot of heavy lifting for Kennedy in that regard.

They even go so far as to ignore Hillary Clintons holding of grudges in appointements.

But to bring it up, out into the open, and taunt a family, thats not political, thats just sick and cruel.

At least Bill Clinton tries to whitewash his past, at least Jimmy Carter makes a PR stunt to do the same, but Kennedy is mocking the death of a young woman for no reason what so ever.

I'm a cynic, but this is beyond any kind of rational reason.

[AmericanDave]

AT LEAST HE CAN NEVER BE PRESIDENT, EVER!

[alwaysconservative]

Superb job, as usual, Linda! What a treat!

[RedMonqey]

One might think that with his history of aquatic accident problems, the senator would have used better judgment than naming his pet "Splash"


But then Kennedy's' aren't known for their good judgment.

[Mr. K]

At least Mary Jo did not die in vain- if not for her this 'tard would have been president one day