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Saddam prefers death by shooting
Washington Times ^ | January 3, 2006 | Paul Martin

Posted on 01/02/2006 10:16:07 PM PST by West Coast Conservative

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To: West Coast Conservative

I've got a good one the Romans used. Put him in a big gunny sack with a monkey, a snake, and a wild dog. Then toss the gunny sack in a river. His screams alone would be worth the price of admission.


41 posted on 01/02/2006 10:44:33 PM PST by skimask (I'll march through Hell wearing shorts soaked in gasoline, if needed to get the job done)
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To: West Coast Conservative

I would hope that the Iraqi authorities (and it pleases me greatly I don't mean Saddam and his henchmen) will ask Saddam by which method he prefers to be executed...and then use one of the others.


42 posted on 01/02/2006 10:44:49 PM PST by Roy Tucker
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To: West Coast Conservative

How about placing him in a hill full of red ants?


43 posted on 01/02/2006 10:47:19 PM PST by NY Attitude (You are responsible for your safety until the arrival of Law Enforcement Officers!)
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44 posted on 01/02/2006 10:48:35 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (Trust me. I know what I'm doing.)
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To: West Coast Conservative
I guess, according to precedent, he should be the sole prisoner at Abu Ghraib for the rest of his life.

-PJ

45 posted on 01/02/2006 10:50:18 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (It's still not safe to vote Democrat.)
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To: West Coast Conservative

The firing squad is a soldier's death.....Hang him.


46 posted on 01/02/2006 10:50:24 PM PST by BIGLOOK (I once opposed keelhauling but recently have come to my senses.)
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To: West Coast Conservative

I never realized Saddam Hussein was Mormon.


47 posted on 01/02/2006 10:50:32 PM PST by nickcarraway (I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
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To: GSlob

The Gestapo used to hang people from meathooks - with piano wire. Took a long time to die.


48 posted on 01/02/2006 10:51:49 PM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: West Coast Conservative

How about we make a huge cheese grater about the size of a large slide and tumble him down it until he is gone.


49 posted on 01/02/2006 10:52:24 PM PST by umgud (uncompassionate conservative)
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To: Humidston
I'd rather see him bound inside a huge cage in the town square of Baghdad. Commit death by massive amounts of spitting upon him by all who pass.

This is by far, the best justice beset upon a beast. Of course, the crows, vultures and maggots will set in to do their justice upon an animal of abysmal proportions.

The shredders and acid baths are too expedient for the death of this bastard.

50 posted on 01/02/2006 10:52:58 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: West Coast Conservative
.22 short behind the left ear, raffle off ticket for chance to do the deed. Methinks it would be a good revenue getter in Iraq.
51 posted on 01/02/2006 10:55:13 PM PST by Ursus arctos horribilis ("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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To: GSlob

That's too undramatic. I'd go with the classic "covered with honey and tossed on a fire ant hill.


52 posted on 01/02/2006 10:56:07 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you. --Elmer Davis)
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To: West Coast Conservative

Just have a taxi drop him off in the middle of the Kurdish area of Iraq.



53 posted on 01/02/2006 11:01:14 PM PST by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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To: West Coast Conservative

The British officer caught ferrying messages between Benedict Arnold and the Brits was hanged instead of shot because he was considered a spy and, therefore, not worthy of the death warranted a military officer. Seems Saddam is somewhat worse than a spy. Hanging's too good for him.


54 posted on 01/02/2006 11:03:03 PM PST by No Longer Free State (No event has just one cause, no person has just one motive, no action has just the intended effect)
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To: West Coast Conservative
I'm not a very cruel person that's why in my opinion it is best for Saddam to be tied on a pole on top of fire ants' mound and only with his underwear.


55 posted on 01/02/2006 11:03:08 PM PST by ChristianDefender (There is no such thing as Moderate Islam...)
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To: West Coast Conservative
Hang him! [WARNING: Graphic image... Please don't click on it if you are easily offended... Some might call it obscene, some funny]
56 posted on 01/02/2006 11:03:38 PM PST by LibWhacker
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57 posted on 01/02/2006 11:04:05 PM PST by vrwc0915 ("Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants,)
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To: West Coast Conservative
The question of shooting vs hanging was discussed at Nuremberg. They decided that shooting was too dignified an end for the likes of those criminals ... So, the task fell to US MP Joe Malta ...

Nuremberg Hangman: No Regrets

By JON MARCUS
Associated Press Writer
Tuesday, October 15, 1996 1:36 pm EDT

REVERE, Mass. (AP) -- One at a time, they dropped through the trap door of the hangman's scaffold and fell still.

Gestapo boss Ernst Kaltenbrunner. Hans Frank, governor-general of occupied Poland. Slave-labor czar Fritz Sauckel. Austrian Nazi Arthur Seyss-Inquart.

In all, 10 of the men who led the Third Reich were hanged in Nuremberg on Oct. 16, 1946, for crimes against humanity.

``It was a pleasure doing it,'' said 78-year-old Joseph Malta, the U.S. Army military policeman who pulled the lever 50 years ago Wednesday. ``I'd do it all over again.''

Malta hanged 60 Nazi government and military leaders but became known as Hangman 10 for executing 10 top Nazis on that one night in the gymnasium of Nuremberg's Landsberg Prison.

``These were the ones that gave the orders,'' he said. ``They weren't sorry for anything.''

Malta was a 28-year-old MP when the Army asked for volunteers to hang the men condemned by the International Military Tribunal. He stepped forward, he said, because he had learned during his short time in occupied Germany about the Nazis and their newly exposed crimes.

``Being there and talking to the people there, it was easy for me to decide to do it,'' said Malta, who had sanded floors in civilian life. ``It had to be done.''

Malta soon found himself in Nuremberg and face to face with Hermann Goering, the Allies' prize catch.

``He was still the boss then,'' Malta said. ``He told us we wasted too much time. I told him we had to do things by the book. He said, `When the time comes to get me, I'll be dead.'''

Goering kept his promise, cheating Malta's noose by taking poison two hours before he was to have been executed.

As for the others, they were escorted one by one before dawn to two portable scaffolds Malta had designed so that the trap doors wouldn't swing back and strike the condemned in the head. Stacked nearby were 11 empty wooden coffins, one for Goering and one each for the 10 other condemned men.

A dozen somber journalists and generals from the major Allied powers -- the United States, the Soviet Union, Britain and France -- looked on as black cloth hoods were placed over the prisoners' heads. A German priest recited a short prayer. Malta pulled the level when he reached ``Amen,'' then went beneath the scaffold with a U.S. Army doctor to cut down the corpse.

Beside Kaltenbrunner, Frank, Sauckel and Seyss-Inquart, Malta executed Hitler's foreign minister, Joachim von Ribbentrop; chief military adviser, Field Marshal General Wilhelm Keitel; interior minister, Wilhelm Frick; General Alfred Jodl; and anti-Jewish propagandists Alfred Rosenberg and Julius Streicher.

The hangings took just one hour and 15 minutes.

Malta left the Army in 1947 and returned to his civilian job. He keeps a tiny replica of the Landsberg Prison scaffold in the apartment he shares with his wife in this community near Boston.

Copyright 1996 The Associated Press

Now, as far as Saddam goes, I think they should just get a construction crane and restore him to his place atop that pedestal in Firdos Square, from which his statue was dragged down by the 3 ID.
58 posted on 01/02/2006 11:06:05 PM PST by cynwoody
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To: West Coast Conservative
I think Death by plastic shredder would be appropriate, with a 5 minute rest when he gets down to waist high in the shredder.
59 posted on 01/02/2006 11:06:33 PM PST by agincourt1415 (Democrats still lose)
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To: Darkwolf377
Have you ever been to Prague? On Old Town Town Hall [staromestske radnice] they have a large medieval clock, with figurines pocking out and moving at the top of every hour. There is a large crowd of tourists and pickpockets (in the ratio of about 50/50) congregating there at the top of every day-hour to watch the action. Now imagine the crowd watching the Saddam clock. Why, on cold drinks, beer, hot dogs and beer concessions alone [not to mention the hourly rental of benches and chairs] one could make a killing!
60 posted on 01/02/2006 11:06:45 PM PST by GSlob
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