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Posted on 01/01/2006 3:22:05 PM PST by Jim Robinson
NO!!!!!
Thank you very much, PJ-Comix!
Hmmmmmm..........
Thank you very much, eureka!!
In english that means ??????
Oh oh.....I don't remember. It was VERY trivial, whatever it was. :)
LOL!!
No, yours is better
Oh no yours is much better
How can you say that? Its obvious that yours is better.....
This is better
cause it's easy to do that
Well... a few things you must know...
The person in question is very bright. And very funny. Sometimes. Hah.
Oh, you're in trouble :o)
Talkin' to yerself? :)
Later y'all!!!
Oh wait, no I am confusing me or are YOU trying to confuse me or....
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
A: Art
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs in the ocean?
A: Chum
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a hole in the ground?
A: Phil
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?
A: Skip
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the infield?
A: Second base.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a lectern ("podium")?
A: Mike.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
A: Russell.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front doorstep?
A: Matt.
Q: And if the light is off?
A: Tripp
Q: What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging above a window?
A: Curt 'n Rod.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a car?
A: Jack.
Q: What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Eileen.
Q: What do you call a Japansese girl with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Irene
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who gets captured by a bunch of cannibals?
A: Stu.
Q:What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs hanging from the ceiling?
A: Tiffany
A: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in your mail box?
Q: Bill.
A: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs lying on a bun?
Q: Patty.
A: What do you call a man with no arms or legs who plays accordion, bass drum, trumpet, cymbals, and sings at the same
time:
Q: Stump the Band.
hi!
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