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Posted on 01/01/2006 3:22:05 PM PST by Jim Robinson
Just in:
$20 from California
$15 from Illinois
Thank you California and Illinois!!
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A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.
He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa."
Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer:
"Okay, how about this "If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail.
After over an hour, of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?"
Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
Guess it must be a cultural thing.
I was thinking tennis ball can covers myself.
... apparently lamp shades and old photos, too.
LOL!!! Glock, that is SO wrong, in SO many ways!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!
Lamp shades????
Whoooooooooooo boy!
Best blonde joke I read in many a moon......
LOL!
Antonina Ponomaryova, 82, wearing valenki, traditional Russian footwear made of raw wool, walks along the street in the town of Kalyazin, 160 km (100 miles) north of Moscow, December 23, 2005. Valenki, specifically designed for extreme frosts typical for Russian winter, remain popular in rural areas and sometimes become top hits in fashion collections popular abroad. REUTERS/Alexander Natruskin
FAR better picture. At least the poor lady is CLOTHED! Sheesh.
Say there, btw....what's the status on tomorrow? Is he comin' thru yet? I haven't heard...
Thank you Mr Robinson for the best site on the Net. I just pledged $20 via credit card. I wish I could give more but Im still $marting from the Holiday$.
Please note I talked in forked tongue so no one knows of which I speak... ;)
Dogs sport outfits based upon characters from the novel 'The Three Musketeers', by Alexandre Dumas during a dog fashion show in the Russia's southern city of Stavropol, December 21, 2005. REUTERS/Eduard Korniyenko
Thank YOU Gramma!
AAAAaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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