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What are the five finalists?

  1. "New Jersey: Expect the unexpected."
  2. "New Jersey: Love at first sight."
  3. "New Jersey: Come see for yourself."
  4. "New Jersey: The real deal."
  5. "New Jersey: The best kept secret."
N.J. voters have until Jan 1 to make their selection.
1 posted on 12/26/2005 8:52:00 AM PST by COBOL2Java
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I was visiting a friend in Islin, NJ in the late 80's. As we were going down the Garden State Pkwy one day passing an industrial petroleum site, he pointed to a tall stack with a HUGH flame pouring out of it, and said, "See that? ... That's the Jersey state flag!"


66 posted on 12/26/2005 2:31:51 PM PST by Jackknife ( "I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father'." —Will Rogers)
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New Jersey: Ba-da bing!


70 posted on 12/26/2005 2:46:55 PM PST by BluesDuke
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"New Jersey has a history of politicians who have been poor and basically honest, who have gone far by overcoming those initial disadvantages."

Wouldn't fit on any bumper sticker I know of, though.


73 posted on 12/26/2005 3:48:38 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Funny taglines are value plays.)
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New Jersey: Somebody has to live here!

75 posted on 12/26/2005 3:55:48 PM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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New Jersey: We hate living here too!


76 posted on 12/26/2005 3:56:29 PM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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New Jersey: Still smelling better than an old jersey!


77 posted on 12/26/2005 3:59:57 PM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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New Jersey: Leave the gun.....take the cannolis.


78 posted on 12/26/2005 4:05:47 PM PST by GreenHornet
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New Jersey, we'll cross that bridge when we c........


81 posted on 12/26/2005 4:15:16 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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My mother grew up in Tenafly, New Jersey. Once I was teasing her about being a Jersey girl, and she said, "At least it doesn't smell as bad as Pasadena."

Then she stopped, thought for a second, and said, "Wait, yes it does. Never mind."


82 posted on 12/26/2005 4:17:31 PM PST by Xenalyte (Tom Cruise is in my closet and he won't come out.)
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This reminds me of the time the State Legislature was seriously considering making Bruce Springsteen's "Born To Run" the official state anthem, until someone correctly pointed out the song is all about GETTING THE F**K OUT OF JERSEY.


84 posted on 12/26/2005 4:23:50 PM PST by Jhensy
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New Jersey: Like a County, Only Smaller
New Jersey: Home of Really Elder Statesmen
New Jersey: The Fix Is In
New Jersey: Famous For Hydrogen Explosions
New Jersey: Not To Be Confused With Delaware


85 posted on 12/26/2005 4:58:50 PM PST by LexBaird (This message tagged and released back into the wild. Please report sightings.)
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New Jersey: "The best way to see it is in your rear-view mirror."

New Jersey: "The real (bad) deal."


91 posted on 12/26/2005 5:31:25 PM PST by Paulus Invictus
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New Jersey: Home of concrete shoes!


101 posted on 12/27/2005 7:31:22 PM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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She said "Kiss me where it stinks"
So I took her to New Jersey.
WHAT??


103 posted on 12/27/2005 11:25:39 PM PST by calljack (Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
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New Jersey: Cheap beer and easy women.

New Jersey: We account for 62% of the nations Drakar Noir sales.

New Jersey: Where hairspray still reigns supreme.

New Jersey: Find Hoffa, win a trip to New York.

104 posted on 12/27/2005 11:26:38 PM PST by thefactor
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