I've learned that "land of the free and home of the brave" is a national delusion.
I've learned that socialism will not work, even if it's so-called conservatives pushing it.
(Aren't you glad you asked?)
How to add twenty-five years to the current date.
I learned that:
Women expect that they can change the man they marry, but they can't....Men expect that the woman they marry will stay the same...but they don't.
Nobody looks good in a fuzzy sweater.
since I am only 25 years old, I have learned everything I know in that span :)
I've learned that you can be good and you can be different....one doesn't exclude the other.
I've learned that I need lots of sleep to stay sane and can handle solitude better than most.
I've learned that acceptance is the key to inner peace because not everything wrong can be fixed.
Always make a list and determine which is a wanna and which is a gotta have. Often the gotta have list is really short.
You can move anything if you have a tarp, wood posts, a strong back and if all else fails, a relative that owes you a favor.
You can tell the most about a person's character by how they treat those that can do nothing for them.
Somethings you can blame on genetics, but you can only blame yourself for not trying to at least improve on them.
I've learned that some dragons are real, and they have to be fought with all weapons available....friends, Dr.s, meds and most off all, the will to triumph.
A girl can't have too many sequins, feather boas, tiaras, cute shoes, cans of paint, friends, cartons of ice cream, pets, flower beds, memories, african violets, dreams or corsets.
In the last seven years I have learned there are no limits on mans capacity for self delusion.
That sometimes...life sucks...but someone always has it worse.
My father was right about "The Hippies".
That no matter where you go, there you are.
Cut me some slack, nobody ever bothered to tell me that when I was growing up!!!
A friend of mine had a similarly embarrassing revelation around that same time when he realized that Ted Kennedy was the brother of John and Robert Kennedy.
So...what HAVE you learned in the last 25 years?
Soy milk sucks.
I should have gone to college and if you get into a fight, get hurt, it looks better for your cause.
"What have I learned in the past 25 years?":
That half of the human beings on half of the earth are half crazy. I haven't discovered which half and where. I think we just all take turns. Maybe I'm half-crazy today, maybe not. If not today, then probably tomorrow.
It would be easier tolist what I have forgot.........
What was the question??????
That Chinese restaurants do exist. Actual sit & serve restaurants with menus, and not just buffets with deep-fried crap. (What a hick I am!)