SC: Husband of woman taken from Wal-Mart sues retailing giant

The Aiken Standard (subscription required) ^ | Dec 9. 2005 | Associated Press

[JoJo Gunn]

Lemme guess - you're a lawyer, right? I guess I'm supposed to let someone of your ilk call me ridiculous and take it to heart?

I worry about what car salesmen and baby rapers think of me too....

[1rudeboy]

No, I'm not a lawyer. I did study a lot of Shakespeare. Clearly, you did not.

[JoJo Gunn]

Here, let me applaud until my hands bleed.

Oh, lest I forget, allow me to remind you of your utterly ridiculous premise about needing a "good" lawyer. Considering how all they do is sit around and dream up insane laws, (it's their "profession", don'tcha know), odds are I'll need that "good" lawyer to combat something that no thinking and rational person should ever have allowed to be put on the books to begin with. Where are all the "good" lawyers while this Country sinks deeper into an Orwellian quagmire? What's that quote about so many laws being on the books that a man can be charged with almost anything at the whim of a prosecutor? Yeah, we can all thank the "good" lawyers that America has gone too far down that road.

But seeing as how I'm not well read and erudite, I'm likely repeating myself....

[Westholly]

Thanks upchuck for your dead on call of this greedy bastards lawsuit. He has already blown her life insurance money, so he has to milk some from somewhere. How about the Conway police dept., or even all the volunteers who helped searched for Alice, ya sue them please. Or even better, sue Alice's daughter Angie, who didn't realize that her mother was in trouble when she told her that she loved her, then hung up. She said her mother never told her that, so who else should Barry Donovan sue now?