Born Green --- golden retriever puppy born green

DailyButlletin.com ^ | 12/06/2005 | Michelle J. Mills, Staff Writer

[Lady Heron]

FYI, one of the few curses in the Bible deals with adding to or deleting the words of the Bible.

[smonk]

"It's not easy being green"

[EQAndyBuzz]

It happened because the house where the puppy was born sits on a oil rig site. I tell you the puppy is a victim of environmental abuse by corporate America and the Joos!

No blood for oil!
Down with the imperialist American running green dogs!
Bush is a Nazi!


Sorry.... Had a leftist moment there. There still is a piece of the 60's I need to purge. Ok, better.

[AnAmericanMother]

How about if we monkey around with the words of Handel's Messiah? Is that kosher?

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

I don't believe a word of it. It looks like somebody dyed its fur and a bad job at that.

[Muzzle_em]

This actually concerns me. It could be that the mother has a life-threatening infection. We had a chihuahua once who contracted blood poisioning right after giving birth to puppies. She passed a lot of green fluid and died the next day.

[TUAN_JIM]

I've never heard that. Is there a way for me to delete my post?

[bedolido]

FYI, one of the few curses in the Bible deals with adding to or deleting the words of the Bible.

you are correct... that's why I made up a book called Hesikia... there is no book with this name... but I do agree and will repent (not kidding).

[Moonman62]

Ozborn Green

The only joke I could remember and tell effectively as a kid.

[YouPosting2Me]

Yep, one of the oldest jokes out there...

[AnAmericanMother]

These pups are too old for that. If there's a post partum infection it shows up at most within the week, usually within days or hours. Sorry about your dog . . . chihuahuas can have a tough time with delivery.

[TUAN_JIM]

FYI, one of the few curses in the Bible deals with adding to or deleting the words of the Bible.

I guess whoever makes the abridged children's Bible that I have is going to hell. Actually, I would like to take that post back; I didn't realize it would offend anyone.

[LibKill]

If that pup stays green, she's a mutation and could be bred for big money. If the mutation is viable.

A lot of folks would pay big money for green dogs. The novelty factor.

[Conservomax]

funny.

[glorgau]

This is like the B-52s song "Quiche Lorraine"

How do you like that?
Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green.
About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall;
Sunglasses and a bonnet
And designer jeans with appliques on it?
The dog that brought me so much joy
Left me wallowing in pain.
Quiche lorraine.