New Children's Book: "Why Mommy is a Democrat"

littledemocrats.net ^ | Jeremy Zilber

[Casloy]

and our cat Zachary -- all lifelong Democrats.

Because to be a Democrat requires no more mental capacity than a housecat.

[Casloy]

"Democrats make sure we all share our toys, just like Mommy does."

Yes, and if Johnny has three toys, Mommy will take one and give it to someone else. Thus teaching Johnny that there is no such thing as private property, and that it is ok to take things from people if your heart is in the right place.

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

"Democrats treat you like children, just like Mommy does."

"Democrats spend other people's money, just like Mommy does."

"Democrats hit the open bar and wake up in bed with Howard Dean, just like Mommy does."