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Jessica Simpson Reveals Split With Nick Lachey Was Over Saddam Hussein
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/ ^
| 11/24/05
| by Ed E. Druckman
Posted on 11/25/2005 4:30:38 PM PST by iowamark
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:30:40 PM PST
by
iowamark
To: iowamark
I Knew It ! That B$tch !!!
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:33:37 PM PST
by
cmsgop
( Bill Clinton's License Plate..... "Herpes 1")
To: iowamark
Jessica better forget it. Saddam is already going steady with Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks.
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:34:13 PM PST
by
Stepan12
To: iowamark
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:34:33 PM PST
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: iowamark
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:34:48 PM PST
by
woofie
(Hating GW Bush Never Fed a Hungry Child)
To: iowamark
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:35:04 PM PST
by
Alexander Rubin
(Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
To: iowamark
The best line is the last one:
" At this point, Lachey tried to get press attention, but no one really cared."
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:36:47 PM PST
by
iowamark
To: iowamark
I wonder how she liked him in the tidy-whitey photos?
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:38:02 PM PST
by
Ludicrous
(I support a woman's right to choose an effective contraception method)
To: iowamark
"Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious."
You're scaring people! Stop it! :-)
To: iowamark
When read Hussein's statement, Simpson produced an 8x10 glossy of the dictator and kissed it, saying, "Saddie, my lips belong to you--ALL of them." At this point, Lachey tried to get press attention, but no one really cared." 
"Sorry Satan...I have a NEW love now! You understand...her a$$ is better than yours!"
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:39:43 PM PST
by
Itzlzha
("The avalanche has already started...it is too late for the pebbles to vote")
To: iowamark
LOL! Reads like Scrappleface, but funny anyway.
Simpson needs to have my children.
And there are rules about posting threads involving beautiful women here.
I invoke the rule.
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:41:00 PM PST
by
bill1952
("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
To: iowamark
You've gotta admit it, he does have a gorgeous body:
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:41:34 PM PST
by
melt
(The girl who dies with the most shoes wins.)
To: Stepan12
Saddam is already going steady with Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks.Really? Then he must be two-timing with Cindy Sheehan.
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:43:13 PM PST
by
Rocko
(this post kills fascists...and communists)
To: iowamark
This story is in jest, right?
To: iowamark
Jessica Simpson Reveals Split With Nick Lachey Was Over Saddam Hussein I shutter to think why she acquainted herself with him in the first place after showing such a deep conviction for separation.
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:43:50 PM PST
by
EGPWS
To: iowamark
To: Ludicrous
They stood her over blotter paper; does that answer your question?
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:45:07 PM PST
by
kublia khan
(Absolute war brings total victory)
To: iowamark; Clemenza
hmmmmmmm......
Hey Clemenza, Your turn!!!
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:46:16 PM PST
by
MikefromOhio
("you're a jockhead" - NewRomeTacitus)
To: iowamark
But she then added, "I was always a sucker for a man's man. And when Saddie shows up on my Plasma HD with that blue blazer, white shirt and beard…it's like I'm Kuwait, invade me!"
Either a publicity stunt; or, one of the dumbest creatures to crawl out of the swamp.
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:49:31 PM PST
by
ARCADIA
(Abuse of power comes as no surprise)
To: MikeinIraq
Damn, Mike. - Just damn...
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posted on
11/25/2005 4:50:56 PM PST
by
bill1952
("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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