Posted on 11/25/2005 6:15:49 AM PST by Dark Skies
We need to send Joe Wilson on another mission....far, far away to another galaxy to check out possible yellow cake...
He is an alien, also known as Jaba the Hut.
So Bush is onto something. The aliens are already here and they've infiltrated the DIM party.
I wonder how he concludes they are ethical...they may eat "humans on the half-shell with a dash of hot sauce."
I hope the "hearings" name some of the current alien visitors.
Barbara Walters and Babes Striesand will finally be outed!
I thinks Walters has been here for centuries.
You remember when the anti-freedom folks were comeing up with names for Cindy Sheehan, one of them was "Earth Mother". She could spend some of her "free" time up in Canada working on this very important stuff!
In other news, the Premier of the francophone province of Quebec announced that they are ready to begin surrender negotiations.
Paul Hellyer contributed immensely to a Canadian military presence that is now mostly imaginary.
I wonder which politician is the more idiotic - Carter for having a First Encounter with an ET, or Hellyer for attempting to set up formal government relations with them.
it already is bush's fault. the administration is making weapons to attack. could cause intergallactic war. ;)
That does it. Build a fence around Cana-duh. They are all insane.
I think he's smoked too much dope. But not enough to put him to sleep.
You can trace the beginning of the demise of the once proud and very competent Canadian Army Navy and Air Force to this F'ing liberal dingbat.
Yeah, they weren't "ethical" in "Mars Attacks!" I gotta believe Hollywood wouldn't lie.
I don't know but I hear the women are HOT in Andromeda!
I just read the headline so far, but...
"Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations"
I thought Canada already had relations with the Democrats.
Hmmm..
Bones
Has anyone asked the obvious question, whether this ex PM is senile ?
In other words Hellyer, a mere allied minister of defense who was out of the loop, makes the candid admission that he has no more inside information than you or I upon which to base his opinions.
Paul Hellyer is the effing Liberal nutbar that single-handedly destroyed Canada's military heritage.
You gotta know it's only a matter of time ... ;)
Yeah. Considering we can barely make it to the moon, I don't think we can participate in any "intergalactic war".
I have a great idea, though.
First, we create a computer virus.
Then, we strap a nuclear device to one of the alien fighters that we have recovered.
We'll fly the fighter back to the mother ship and upload the virus to their network, thus disabling their defensive shields.
After that, we deploy the nuke, and blow up the mothership.
Once this is accomplished, it should be relatively easy to destroy their other ships and save the Earth from total annihilation.
So, what do you all think?
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