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Kinkajou Attacks Mississippi Woman
http://www.djournal.com/pages/story.asp?ID=206407&pub=5&div=News ^
Posted on 11/17/2005 8:03:05 AM PST by Altair333
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:03:06 AM PST
by
Altair333
To: Altair333
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:05:45 AM PST
by
Jaxter
("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
To: Altair333
The woman has worse problems than 16 stitches. She needs better watch dogs.
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:06:13 AM PST
by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: Altair333
Some days it just doesn't pay to go out the door.
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:06:45 AM PST
by
VadeRetro
(Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
To: Altair333
I can honestly say that a Kinkajou has never bitten my sister.
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:07:01 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Jaxter
Looks like a cute critter - apparently another looks can be deceiving case!
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:07:38 AM PST
by
knittnmom
(...surrounded by reality)
To: Altair333
They make great pets.
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:09:39 AM PST
by
evets
(God bless president Bush!)
To: Altair333
Sounds like a damn Pokemon critter. That or what you would call a perverted Israeli....
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:09:46 AM PST
by
lovecraft
(Specialization is for insects.)
To: Altair333
say it aint so Kinky???
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:10:28 AM PST
by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
To: Jaxter
My cat could take that little weasel.
We had a stand-off the other day because he was trying to come in the house with half a squirrel in his mouth. I'm talking a ferret sized squirrel.
Stupid cat. He's not supposed to be in the house anyway, the little furry terrorist.
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:10:40 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: lovecraft
Its the jouuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:10:54 AM PST
by
sd-joe
To: Altair333
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:11:16 AM PST
by
truthluva
("Character is doing the right thing even when no one is looking" - JC Watts)
To: Altair333
I always thought a kinkajou was a Hebrew with a leather fetish.
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:14:23 AM PST
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: Altair333
"at the veterinarian’s office to be observed for rabies"
Here in Texas, the head is cut off the suspect animal.
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:15:25 AM PST
by
Deguello
To: Altair333
Kinkajou?
I don't think so - she was attacked by a Chupacabra or a deranged Chihuahua who thought she was a Chalupa, and the local authorities are looking to scapegoat the jous.
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:15:50 AM PST
by
Hoplite
To: Deguello
Endangers species, I suspect that limits their options.
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:17:54 AM PST
by
null and void
(The enemy of my enemy is my tool...)
To: Altair333
Kinkajou in Mississippi....
Sounds like a very odd country song.
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:20:28 AM PST
by
najida
(OK, so I have a new obsession. Ain't life grand :))
To: sd-joe
Thanks Man; I needed a good pun today!
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:21:20 AM PST
by
ExcursionGuy84
("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
To: Altair333
Now EVERY POLITICIAN IN THE U.S> will be pushing for Kinkajou control laws.
Give them ONE tragedy and they make a federal case of it.
Too bad she just didn't have a good handgun.
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:25:22 AM PST
by
ZULU
(Fear the government which fears your guns. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
To: AppyPappy
My cat could take that little weasel. We had a stand-off the other day because he was trying to come in the house with half a squirrel in his mouth. I'm talking a ferret sized squirrel. We have 2 very nice Border Terriers who would just love to meet it. They're about the size of your cat, and they love people and are very gentle with children, nice little lap dogs. BUT, they're also instintive critter hunters, with outrageously large teeth, a wiry coat, and an extremely high pain threshhold. The were bred to take on foxes and badgers, as our neighbor's mean cat learned the hard way.
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posted on
11/17/2005 8:31:50 AM PST
by
mikeus_maximus
(Voting for "the lesser of two evils" is still evil.)
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