Posted on 11/13/2005 10:35:27 PM PST by cyborg
New Country appointees:
Al Cowlings
Dir. of Transportation
Michael Moore
Dir. Film Commissioner
Ward Churchill
Dir. of State Propaganda
Vicente Fox
Dir. DMV, Housing
YOU ARE NOW LEAVING THE UNITED STATES. PLEASE HAVE PASSPORT READY.
Please let this not be a joke!
Please let this not be a joke!
Please let this not be a joke!
Please let this not be a joke!
Please let this not be a joke!
Please let this not be a joke!
Isn't that the medicince for San Franciscans that have caught it in the arse?
Secede ~ Bump!
Hispanics have this as part of Plan A, Aztlan. Sort of following the ground being broken in France.
Actually all "Blue" counties could leave with my blessing. Of course they are gonna get mighty hungry, and they will need a passport just to get to the Walmart.....
No earthquake is required. The legislature and the Kalifornia public employee unions have just turned the state into double amputees. The State no longer has a leg to stand on.
No, no, NRA! Butt out! Let them go defenseless -- they deserve it.
" If only it were true...then I could lead a squad to lay siege on Sacramento and take the city by storm."
No! We let them secede, absorb the consevative refugees, wait six months for total anarchy to set in and then STRIKE!
N.C. is taking the opposite approach. Concealed Carry has been so successful in N.C. that legislators are trying to expand it so that one can carry in places that are currently restricted, such as public parks. Our local paper editorialized, "The past 10 years have shown us that there is no reason to fear allowing law-abiding citizens who are trained in handgun safety to carry their weapons."
Call a Texan; we never have enough guns.
It's kind of funny. Before the surprise Republican victory in 1992, it was seriously thought that some of the Western states were getting close to seceding from the Union over the Tenth and the Second Amendment. It could still come around. 2008 will tell if this comes back to life.
Pinging the usual suspects!
(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)
For your amusement!
That's why I think CA's electoral votes should be apportioned. 55 EV's for one state, winner take all, is freakin' nuts.
Sounds like a win-win situation. California will throw out the illegals in less than a year and then repetion for statehood in less than three years. We can then impose conditions on them (Oh, say they only get half their regular electoral college votes for 100 years? It would take a Constitutional Ammendment but it works for me.)
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
I still say we should have sold it to the Japanese back in the '80's.
Fun to uncover the little golden nuggets of satire embedded in the larger satire.
"Proposition H" for San Francisco is a hoot for those who caught it.
Leni
Ummmmm....That ain't no satire Lani.
That's for real.
Enterprise! I LOVE your ideas!
Can we close our borders down, 100%? Can we send Hollywood to Minnesota? :)
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