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Harlequin to publish NASCAR romance novels
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| 11/2/05
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Posted on 11/12/2005 7:03:26 AM PST by rattrap
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I really don't even know what to say...
Have fun!
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posted on
11/12/2005 7:03:26 AM PST
by
rattrap
To: rattrap
Oh the anticipation to run right out and buy one of these wonderful literary classics!! (deep sarcasm)
To: rattrap
Harlequin is still in business? For the life of me, I can't understand what anyone sees in the pap they print. With or without NASCAR.
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posted on
11/12/2005 7:05:38 AM PST
by
MizSterious
(Anonymous sources often means "the voices in my head told me.")
To: rattrap
To: rattrap
A short list of suggested joke elements for the mechanically impaired:
Pneumatic
lube
snap on
hot rod
pit stop
burn rubber
crankshaft
overheated
tool
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posted on
11/12/2005 7:07:48 AM PST
by
WorkingClassFilth
(The problem with being a 'big tent' Party is that the clowns are seated with the paying customers.)
To: rattrap
"...and as the brave,handsome #27 crossed her finish line..."
To: rattrap; NormsRevenge
One more example of how far out of touch NASCAR intends to make itself from its fan base. It has nothing to do with female or male fans. It's that NASCAR is more concerned with licensing anything and everything they possibly can. 25 years from now if NASCAR is still watched by a majority of Southerners I'd be suprised
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posted on
11/12/2005 7:09:54 AM PST
by
billbears
(Deo Vindice)
To: WorkingClassFilth
To: rattrap
Wow! NASCAR fans that read!
To: rattrap
Bubba looker dead in the eyes and said: "Git in th' truck, b*tch."
"Oh Bubba!", said Sadie-May,"Yer so ro-mantic!"
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posted on
11/12/2005 7:11:19 AM PST
by
uglybiker
(nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BAT MAN!!)
To: rattrap
To: MizSterious
Harlequin is still in business? For the life of me, I can't understand what anyone sees in the pap they print. With or without NASCAR. Harlequin romance books are the biggest waste of money, and evidently women spend a lot of money on them.
To: rattrap
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posted on
11/12/2005 7:13:07 AM PST
by
pbear8
(France is guilty of regicide)
To: rattrap
Female: I could feel my engines overheating as my lover shifted to fourth gear. I could feel his lube racing through my body.
Gee whiz NASCAR. Get a life.
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posted on
11/12/2005 7:13:38 AM PST
by
JackDanielsOldNo7
(If it wasn't for marriage, I would not have this screenname.)
To: theFIRMbss
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posted on
11/12/2005 7:14:51 AM PST
by
rattrap
To: WorkingClassFilth
To add to that
push rod
headers
lube my chassis
ball joints
The hero of the novel could be called Cam, short for cam shaft because he has really big tools.....and the heroine could be Cadillac because of her smooth finish and big headlights
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posted on
11/12/2005 7:15:26 AM PST
by
Kimmers
To: rattrap
"Nearing the resolution of her desire, sweat dripped from her body as she firmly grasped the stick, anticipating the moment to thrust it downward as she accelerated hard into the turn, dizzy from the G force that tore deep into her body, yet only thinking one thought...faster, faster........"
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posted on
11/12/2005 7:17:46 AM PST
by
Rebelbase
(Food stamps, section-8, State paid Child support, etc. pay more than the min. wage.)
To: rattrap
Better not let the Weaver Family on The Amazing Race see this. They'll all start crying again!
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posted on
11/12/2005 7:19:11 AM PST
by
YourAdHere
(Viking kitties taste like chicken.)
To: popdonnelly
Actually, a lot of NASCAR fans are on Free Republic. (Make that a huge lot of NASCAR fans.) Moreover, they're some of the best-read people around.
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posted on
11/12/2005 7:20:50 AM PST
by
MizSterious
(Anonymous sources often means "the voices in my head told me.")
To: theFIRMbss
"Oh, Ashley, I must
go. The crew's counting on me.
You'll be in my heart!"
|
"Ahhh! The flames! Ahhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Ashley was right, the fuel pump
was bad! What a gal!"
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"Oh, Ashley, I thought
only of you during the
skin grafting sessions!
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