Guilty plea in case of pies thrown at columnist <Ann Coulter)

Arizona Daily Star ^ | Nov 6, 2005 | Kim Smith

[SandRat]

[SandRat]

PIE TOSSER PLEADS GUILTY

[billorites]

"PIE TOSSER"

Is that what we're calling them these days?

[Socratic]

Tofu! Oh, the indignity.

[Brilliant]

"I'm sure the court didn't want to go through the hassle, and neither did I, for what amounted to just a prank," Smith said.

Seems more like a hate crime to me. Thirty years is in order.

[Who dat?]

That's one reason I like zabasearch. I'm not affiliated with them in any way, but if you have first, last, middle initial, state, and age - you can hunt almost anyone up.

Then you can call, write, or visit and let them know what you think.

America is a lot more polite when you can ring a doorbell and voice your concerns - or pull a "prank" of your own, IMO.

[FlingWingFlyer]

So if Smith was hit in the face with a tofu cream pie by Ann Coulter, he'd just shrug it off as a "prank?" If that punk smeared me with tofu I'd kick his goatsmelling, hippie @$$.

[SandRat]

I'd toss Tofu too! If you fed it to me. At least I'd toss it where it belongs --

[Socratic]

LOL. Right you are.

[F.J. Mitchell]

A proper punishment would have been bombarding the scumbag with fresh and juicy cow pies.

[SandRat]

I don't know,..... a bucket of pig slop just might be a little more aromatic and longer lasting.

[F.J. Mitchell]

LOL! You do mean pig slop that has first been proccessed through the digestive track of the pig, don't you?

[SandRat]

Oh yes, say from about 100 pigs and been fermenting in the hot summer sun of Kentucky.

[F.J. Mitchell]

And then reheated just prior to executing the punishment, of course.

[Political Junkie Too]

He must not have been a good Lefty. First, he got caught, and second, he admitted guilt.

-PJ

[SandRat]

There's nuthin like a steamin pig crap pie that truely says; "I desPIEs you!"

[CindyDawg]

Yeah. He should have went to jail for the Tufu, alone:')

[firebrand]

Can you actually get a cream pie anywhere? A banana cream pie, yes. A chocolate cream pie. A coconut cream pie. But just a plain old cream pie? I don't think I've ever seen one.

[SandRat]

A shaving cream pie????

[SampleMan]

Smith said Friday afternoon he decided to plead guilty just to get the case over with.

If this is true, the judge can't accept a plea deal. A person can't say, "I'm pleading guilty, but I'm not really guilty." But why take a plea on a crime that was committed in front of 2500 witnesses?????