S. Korea: Seoul Trembles at Wild Boar Invasion(Kim Jong-il's friends?)

Chosun Ilbo ^ | 11/04/05

[TigerLikesRooster]

Oh, well, we already have to deal with a short fat rabid boar called Kim Jong-il on the other side of DMZ, who is trying hard to be the first radioactive wild boar in the world. Now these boars are multiplying like bunnies around Seoul, thanks to blanket protection on wild animals.

Wild boars have been causing a lot of headaches all over the country. They are responsible for many crop damages. S. Korea should throw a large boar-hunting event followed by a huge barbecue feast using wild boar meat.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Ping!

[RichInOC]

When life sends you feral boars...make barbecue.

[RichInOC]

D'OH! I really should learn to read the whole thing first.

[fat city]

"It appears that rogue males that were kicked out of the group due to territorial fights left in search of food and territory of their own,"

Apparently, they need to establish diplomatic relations with the Chinese.

[goresalooza]

Isn't the wild boar story a plot of TV's "Lost" from last year?

I did a tour in Korea while in the USAF. The Koreans will bbq anything and call it "go-gee".

[TigerLikesRooster]

Re #5

It is a shame that the boar could not have a chance to swim over Yellow Sea to get to Beijing and cut a deal with Hu Jintao, promising that he will do everything to harrass GI's around Seoul in return for generous food aid and numerous female boars from Hu.:)

[SevenofNine]

Tiger are you sure it not member of Little kim family I am going to hellll for that LOL!

[fat city]

Hehe- They have a lot in common with those Muslim rioters in Paris.

[Paladin2]

It's not fair. This is what I think should be done first to Mecca and Medina and certain cities in Iraq.

[commonasdirt]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ribs!

[Hugin]

Boar.....mmmmmmmmm!

[elmer fudd]

Somehow I doubt this would ever be a problem in the north.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Re #13

You got that right.

[sheik yerbouty]

What were Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell doing there?

[fallujah-nuker]

"When life sends you feral boars...make barbecue."

And just in time to celebrate the end of Ramadan!

[Rocketwolf68]

I say drop thousands of these into the paris slums and Dearbornistan.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Soooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[TXBSAFH]

Winchester Model 94, 30-30, a few dog. That will solve this problem

[Uncle Meat]

I didn't know there was any wild boars in Korea.I never saw any while I was there.You'd think the Korean tigers would have eaten them all.