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Man Sues After Using Glue-Covered Toilet
Yahoo News/AP ^
| 11/2/2005
| Yahoo News/AP
Posted on 11/02/2005 5:33:30 PM PST by Mike Bates
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To: BipolarBob
So does the defense have photo's?
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posted on
11/02/2005 6:23:55 PM PST
by
Kimmers
To: Mike Bates
I dunno why they had to call an ambulance. I mean, this WAS a Home Depot, right?
62
posted on
11/02/2005 6:26:13 PM PST
by
Sloth
(You being wrong & me being closed-minded are not the same thing, nor are they mutually exclusive.)
To: LongElegantLegs
LOL. I can't believe I'm on a long legs ping list:')
To: Mike Bates
What a dolt!
Dude! Haven't you heard of these??
64
posted on
11/02/2005 6:34:29 PM PST
by
kstewskis
("I don't know what I know, but I know that it's big..." Jerry Fletcher)
To: Rose of Sharn; tuffydoodle
To: kstewskis
To: CindyDawg
LOL!
But at least the glue would stick to the paper, and not so much to his hoo-haa!
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posted on
11/02/2005 6:37:35 PM PST
by
kstewskis
("I don't know what I know, but I know that it's big..." Jerry Fletcher)
To: diamond6
Does anybody know the place to get the best price on HP Inkjets? Wal-Mart the Friday after Thanksgiving.
68
posted on
11/02/2005 6:40:35 PM PST
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: Mike Bates
Typical guy, didn't inspect the seat carefully before sitting down. I wonder if they had those paper thingys available?
69
posted on
11/02/2005 6:49:17 PM PST
by
Lorianne
To: Mike Bates
Well, if he first put paper on the seat, he would have realized something was wrong. Serves him right for setting his @ss directly on the seat.
70
posted on
11/02/2005 6:51:14 PM PST
by
fso301
To: Mike Bates
It was a terrible joke and the man was ill at the time. I feel for the guy. But I don't think he should get a settlement...15 minutes is not that long.
To: savedbygrace
i believe you mean Rio Linda the one rush refers to . Loma Linda is the seven day adventist city where the teaching hospital accomplished the first heart transplant and has one of the nations finest cardiac care and oncology care centers in the world. been there for cardiac care if you want to live a little longer its the only place to go and people come from all over the world for proton treatments /p>
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posted on
11/02/2005 6:58:19 PM PST
by
mt tom
To: Mike Bates
My gut instinct is that he's the #1 suspect for putting the glue on the seat.
73
posted on
11/02/2005 6:59:09 PM PST
by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
To: CindyDawg; Maximus of Texas
Welcome to our club. We were going to have jackets, but Max insisted on frilly booty shorts. ;-)
To: CindyDawg
I saw that. Rotted. Isn't that a bit extreme?
To: Mike Bates
Either that or it 2 years of lawyer shopping to find one willing to even bother.
To: mt tom
You're probably right, but I thought Johnny Carson started that, and I thought it was Loma Linda. I'm undoubtedly wrong. Sorry for ruining the joke for you.
To: Mike Bates
Sounds like this man truly was on de-pot.
To: aomagrat
Man, I wipe any toilet seat I'm going to sit on first. You just never know what those little spots of liquid on the seat might be.
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posted on
11/02/2005 7:23:28 PM PST
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: demsux
My favorite is putting saran wrap (clear) over the bowl, but under the seat... Mean but funny.My grandfather told me about making nitrogen tri-iodide and putting it on toilet seats as a youngster. It would apparently go off if a fly walked on it.
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posted on
11/02/2005 7:23:55 PM PST
by
Squeako
(ACLU: "Only Christians, Boy Scouts and War Memorials are too vile to defend.")
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