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D'oh! A deer
AP ^ | November 2, 2005 | None cited

Posted on 11/02/2005 4:55:19 AM PST by sweetliberty

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Jeff Foxworthy could have fun with this one. Talk about you bizarre "hunting" story. Only in Arkansas.
1 posted on 11/02/2005 4:55:20 AM PST by sweetliberty
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He better have a license...its illegal to hunt a deer without one..and how about using your daughter as bait..I thought they only did that in Louisiana with "gators"


2 posted on 11/02/2005 5:00:03 AM PST by Youngman442002
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Checked for Rabies?
3 posted on 11/02/2005 5:01:34 AM PST by JohnCliftn (There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.- Will Rogers)
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D'oh! A deer

A female deer? And is there somebody named "Ray" in this saga?
4 posted on 11/02/2005 5:01:46 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Many Democrats are not weak Americans. But nearly all weak Americans are Democrats.)
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Checked for Rabies?

Are deer susceptible to rabies?

5 posted on 11/02/2005 5:02:56 AM PST by Pontiac (Ignorance of the law is no excuse, ignorance of your rights can be fatal.)
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A female deer? And is there somebody named "Ray" in this saga?

No but there is someone named Gay.

6 posted on 11/02/2005 5:03:14 AM PST by w1andsodidwe (Jimmy Carter allowed radical Islam to get a foothold in Iran.)
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To: sweetliberty

Taking on an antlered buck bare-handed in a bedroom. Were there no knives or guns in the house?


7 posted on 11/02/2005 5:03:59 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Nightshift

ping a ling...


8 posted on 11/02/2005 5:04:02 AM PST by tutstar (OurFlorida.true.ws)
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To: COBOL2Java

search "me"


9 posted on 11/02/2005 5:04:33 AM PST by The Red Zone (Florida, the sun-shame state, and Illinois the chicken injun.)
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A female deer?

Lasrt time I checked, a buck was not a female deer.

10 posted on 11/02/2005 5:05:49 AM PST by scooter2
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It didn't get very "fa"


11 posted on 11/02/2005 5:07:07 AM PST by The Red Zone (Florida, the sun-shame state, and Illinois the chicken injun.)
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To: sweetliberty

If you find your daughter with a white tailed deer in her bedroom, you might be a redneck.


12 posted on 11/02/2005 5:07:28 AM PST by bmwcyle (We broke Pink's Code and found a terrorist message)
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To: null and void; Darksheare; Budge; nicmarlo; streetpreacher; Phantom Lord; Bar-Face; mlc9852; ...

Is there a hunting ping list.? This one is going to be hard to top. And it's a pretty good redneck story, or at least there should be a good joke or two in there.


13 posted on 11/02/2005 5:09:07 AM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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I wouldnt face a deer with my barehands, I would have shut the door and gone for a gun. One room isnt worth getting hurt for.


14 posted on 11/02/2005 5:09:21 AM PST by sgtbono2002
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To: sweetliberty

There's a farmer's daughter joke in here somewhere.


15 posted on 11/02/2005 5:09:48 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Pontiac

IIRC all mammals can get rabies, but most prey species like deer usually go off somewhere alone and die.


16 posted on 11/02/2005 5:10:30 AM PST by ko_kyi
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"Lasrt time I checked, a buck was not a female deer."

Nobdy ever accused the AP writers of being particularly bright.

17 posted on 11/02/2005 5:11:15 AM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

40 minutes; talk about being in a rut...

18 posted on 11/02/2005 5:11:52 AM PST by LRS
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It didn't get very "fa"

So ?

19 posted on 11/02/2005 5:15:22 AM PST by Ides of March (Beware.)
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To: Pontiac

Never heard of a deer getting or having rabies.

This time of the year is the mating season for deer. The bucks are in rut, and they will fight any other buck in their territory. He saw his reflection and thought it was another buck, so he attacked.


20 posted on 11/02/2005 5:17:10 AM PST by kx9088
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