VANITY: So I Hit 50 Today....

My addled brain | 10/28/2005 | RightOnline

[xsmommy]

And she maintains ya gotta have grandkids before you're realllllllly old.)

the only way i graduated high school before you is if you were HELD BACK, ya weirdo. and the above statement is a true fact. i have an 11 yo and your kids are all grown, that makes you ancient compared to me. and it makes rightonline a virtual TEENAGER because i KNOW he has little ones yet!

[jimfree]

I said: "Mrs. Jimfree was game enough to make the celebration extend across about five days."

You said: You KIDS you............jeez........gonna have to wipe the steam off of the monitors and rate this thread MA. :)

and, (Good for you!!!!!!!)

Oh, it did sound that way didn't it? I don't remember much about the steamy part - - I probably should have said that there were two surprise parties as well as going out to dinner on the actual date of my birthday.

[harrowup]

...And he's always so tan ...

Having read his intemperate remarks about my lack of integrity and general moral pustulence I have determined that there is either a great deal of bovine excreta in his system or that ...Dorian Gray is not just a book on his memorial wall...

I will decline to offer a salutation not on the grounds of personal insult, but just because at 50, he isn't old enough to matter.

[:>}

[TC Rider]

I'm certain now, I haven't slept with you.

[RightOnline]

LOL...........

[TexanToTheCore]

"Cool. Do I need really long hair and will chicks dig me 'n' stuff like the old days??"

Ixnay on the long hair, short is hot. And yes the chicks will dig you but most of them will be in their 70s.

[F.J. Mitchell]

I just hope you didn't hit fifty in a zone marked thirty.

Just kidding. Happy Birthday, and may there be at least fifty more.

[Pablo64]

"So I hit 50 today..."

What did you hit it with? (I'm planning to use a tire iron in a few years!)
Anyway, happy birthday. Don't stay up too late! ;-)

[Xenalyte]

Happy birthday! I hope it's your best day ever!

[RightOnline]

Thank you all very, very much.....:)

[gpapa]

Welcome to the 50+ RightOnLine. I'm not in the 50+ club however. Actually I'm in the 60+ club.

God Bless your family, and FR too.

gpapa

[RightOnline]

Thank you, sir. :)

[RightOnline]

So hey.....I posted a pic of me on my 50th for ya after all.