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Wait a minute! That's Mike Kekich, the actual (original) Mrs. Fritz Peterson's husband of sorts who later married and was divorced by the original Mrs. Peterson and the former husband of a sort of what now passes for Mrs. Peterson (unless there has been yet another divorce which I have not noticed. I think I have that straight. Well, that was all several decades ago. If it happened today, two washed up pitchers seeking press attention would have "married" each other during a series at Fenway and upon being released, would have claimed victim status with Selig ordering their reinstatement as Yankee pitchers and a Steinbrenner apology to avoid infuriating the pervo-American community.

Because it all happened a few decades ago, it was sufficient to perform mere formalized wife-swapping in accordance with the, ahem, "rule of law."

Wait, wait! Have Kekich and Peterson married each other while the ex-wives (according to law) whom they have shared are now married to each other? Probably no longer newsworthy! What about the household pets????? Modern life is soooo needlesly complicated!

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