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Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina
The Observer ^
| September 25, 2005
| Mark Townsend Houston
Posted on 09/25/2005 5:29:32 PM PDT by xjcsa
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OK...
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:29:33 PM PDT
by
xjcsa
To: xjcsa
Just as they don't go looking for 72 Virgins....
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:33:52 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: xjcsa
SPs found them drunk on Bourbon Street.
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:39:28 PM PDT
by
decimon
To: Blurblogger
Just as long as the Dolphins don't develop opposable thumbs.
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:40:16 PM PDT
by
Better Dead Than Red
(Davis College Republicans (Best Party on Campus))
To: xjcsa
Seems highly unlikely to me that the dolphins would be left in holding while armed in the path of a hurricane. However let me be the first to say......
BRING OUR DOLPHINS HOME!!!!!!
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:40:59 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: xjcsa
They can have my poison dart dolphin when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:41:11 PM PDT
by
Buzwardo
To: xjcsa
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:42:08 PM PDT
by
Psycho_Bunny
(If you snit at the hand that feeds you, you're probably a leftist.)
To: xjcsa
Leo Sheridan, 72, a respected accident investigator who has worked for government and industry, said he had received intelligence from sources close to the US government's marine fisheries service confirming dolphins had escaped. Leo Sheridan, accident investigator, seems to have a fixation on armed sea mammals going back at least 5 years.
See the search for the military marine mammalian candidate
To: xjcsa
windsurfers are mistaken for a spy ...
John Kerry the windsurfer...
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:45:34 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(Sane, and have the papers to prove it!)
To: Buzwardo
I for one welcome our new bottlenosed overlords.
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:48:12 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: xjcsa
The solution to this problem is SO obvious. We just let the Brady Center know, they go right to DiFi, Babs, Chuckie and Ted the Swimmer, and they'll introduce legislation to ban them. As soon as our "conservative" President signs the legislation, the dolphins will turn in their weapons. Problem solved. I'm surprised no one else thought of this.
To: xjcsa
Hah! We are thinkin alike - we both posted this back to back :-)
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:48:59 PM PDT
by
RDTF
To: xjcsa
Well, "they may have escaped, and they may be armed," is the gist of this story.
I seriously doubt whether these dolphins are armed except during actual training exercises. And I doubt whether the navy would hold exercises in the middle of a hurricane.
So, this story is a lot of hot air.
Q.E.D.
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:49:16 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: xjcsa
Do the fish have "Carry permits"
To: Blurblogger
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:50:36 PM PDT
by
RDTF
To: xjcsa
So long and thanks for all the fish.
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:50:40 PM PDT
by
RMDupree
(HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
To: Cicero
Well, yeah.... but, it cudda happened. ya' know?
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posted on
09/25/2005 5:53:29 PM PDT
by
DesertDreamer
(Never underestimate the ability of the Democrats to wet their finger and hold it to the wind. -RWR)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
I'm kind of hoping they can make their way up to the Teddy Kennedy compound or pool. Then again, maybe they will think he's one of their own......
To: cripplecreek
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