Posted on 09/25/2005 3:00:25 PM PDT by Brian Mosely
Barbara, you are just plain stupid. No, not plain. You've got world-class, A-1, top of the heap, triple whopper with cheese, build-your-house-below-sea-level, 57 varieties of stupidity.
You're dehydrated and condensed, rock-hard stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different super dimension of stupid. The original big bang of stupid. One-of-a-kind, global, universal, intergalactic stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself and so dense that no intellect can escape. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. A behemoth, a leviathan, a colossus of stupidity . . .
And you make my teeth hurt.
Barbra Streisand Has Stalker Trouble
Friday, April 04, 2003
By Roger Friedman
One of her admirers lives in Great Britain and writes her letters constantly. Recently, he visited Los Angeles and thought he'd found Streisand's home. Luckily, it was her old house (she has many). Thwarted, he returned to the U.K. where Scotland Yard is keeping tabs on him.
Barbara Streisand's home in St. Thomas (which she
recently sold) 7/31/2002
While she urges ordinary Californians to do their part for energy conservation and environmental protection, one of Streisand's many homes includes a 10,000-square-foot oceanfront mansion in Malibu that environmentalists believe is significantly contributing to coastline erosion.
Barbra Streisand's Manhattan apartment
Barbra Streisand's two acre estate (former home)
http://www.devonjohnston.com/mycstheplace.htm
The article could more truthfully have been titled: "Hot Air Alert Issued in the Vicinity of Barbra Streisand".
What does that which think anybody cares what she thinks. What a loser, she never could sing, all she ever did was sreek anyway. If she decided to leave no loss.
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But Sawyer did not remind Streisand that a Category 5 hurricane struck the Bahamas with 160 mph winds -- when the singer was five years old, in 1947!
And when Streisand was 8 years old, a Cat 5 hurricane -- named "Dog" -- packing 185 mph churned-away in the Atlantic.
When she was 9, a Cat 5 storm named "Easy" ripped the seas with 160 mph sustained winds.
Streisand was 13 years old when "Janet" hit Mexico with 150 mph winds.
Streisand was celebrating her sweet sixteen as "Cleo" formed with 140 mph.
Junk Science Judo Alert! Barbara Streisand's lips caught in Cat. 3 winds - Two onlookers pummeled to death...film at 11.
My bumper sticker thought for the day:
Stop Global Warming Now! Wire Barbara Streisand's jaw shut!
A.A.C.
{No ozone particles were harmed in the posting of this message!}
Let's see... Kanye West introduces a new album and declares "George Bush doesn't care about black people"... Now Babs has a new album to promote.. what can she do... HMMMM....
I hear that there's no such thing as negative publicity... maybe they should call Linda Rondstadt.
I'm so glad this high school dropout is enlightening us on the scientific evidence for global climate change. I'm saddened... deeply saddened... that Babs hasn't yet gotten a Nobel Prize and has been too busy with her singing schedule to complete her doctorate in climate studies.
I think I heard somewhere that Babs majored in Physics with a minor in Environmental Studies and Meteorology in college. Oh, wait, sorry, she didn't attend college, did she? Sorry. Never mind.
Shut up, big-nosed biotch!!!
Billions of years of evolution, and in only 5 years a super being has emerged who can control the weather! I guess Babs thinks Bush stands on top a mountain screaming, "Skyyy! I command ye to send thy tempest to New Orleans!" Holy cr*p, if this doesn`t say it all about the sanity of libs I don`t know what does. Next I assume they`ll be blaming sun flares on Bush as well, that he has a giant mirror on his ranch that reflects sun rays back into the sun upsetting it. Tin foil hat alert!
And quickly!
you forgot the "MoonBat" alert......so the question is will she move to France?
Fixed headline.
You can`t wait?? Maybe you haven`t seen their new video. I have. Believe me, you don`t want to. It`s not in the least a BS-BG duet. It`s a Barbara Streisand nightmare from hell ego fest with Barry Gibb looking miserable like he`s made one of the worst mistakes of his life, which is probably because he has.
Aw, man, you missed my tagline!
Wow, I just didn't know........Thank the Lord for the Hollywood informed. What can I do to help?
BS is intellectually challenged...and she is suffering from a terminal disease that many Hollywood-ites have -- MONEY UTOPIA. The embarassment and self-respect that come with normal humility are totally absent in her case....
Closing down Hollywood smut might help with war on terror, but have minimal impact on climate.
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