Forecaster theory of mobsters causing Katrina labeled ridiculous

Kansas City Star ^ | September 21, 2005

[csvset]

[Rockpile]

"Well, that explains why the Reptilians haven't been answering my email. I thought they were still mad at me for the anal probe thing..."

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My female Reptilian examiner was pretty cute----

---she was a nice piece of tail.

[tiki]

What better way to cover your tracks than paying the Japanese Mafia to do your work.

[My2Cents]

Looks like Pippy Longstocking as a conspiracy theorist.

[RetSignman]

You mean the same people who don't have the ability to bring a submarine off the ocean floor can whip up hurricanes and guide them to the United States? Those people?

[joem15]

I believe that the Russians understand the theory of "Chaos". That is a butterfly in one part of the world may effect the weather pattern in another part of the world. We should explore whether the Russians have released a large number of Monarch butterflies along the Western coast of Africa lately. That would certainly prove the "Chaos" theory. If so, its time to lay down a layer of DDT along the West African coast.

If that fails we may have to accept that weather happens. Maybe butterflies can effect weather, but humans can't.

[RetSignman]

It's short for Ritanova.

[RTINSC]

This can't possibly be true. Everyone knows that hurricanes are caused when Vice President Cheney sneaks into the Weather War Room and activates the Haliburton Hurricane Generator...

[RetSignman]

There is a little known fact...until now... but they also hired Michael Moore to jump up and down on the San Andreas fault to cause earthquakes in California. He was paid off in whale blubber sandwiches for the rest of his life.

[doug from upland]

Calling George Noory. Calling Art Bell. Calling Richard C. Hoagland. Calling Sean David Morton. Calling Major Ed Dames.

[TheyConvictedOglethorpe]

"I just got sick to my stomach because these clouds were unnatural and that meant they had (the machine) on all the time," Stevens said. "I was left trying to forecast the intent of some organization rather than the weather of this planet."

He continued, "We must act now to thwart this insidious plot against our precious bodily fluids."

[carl in alaska]

When a Cat5 hurricane plows through Phoenix or Las Vegas, then I'll listen to this guy.

[righttackle44]

"This guy has to get his conspiracy theories right!"

We're gonna need a CPA to keep track of all the conspiracy
theories. This theory--magnetic direction of hurricanes--is also being broadcast to the alleged 12-million listeners of George Noory's Coast To Coast AM at night.

And some of them are beginning to buy into it.

[righttackle44]

"I have a coworker who is very convinced that the Russians are guiding the hurricanes at us for economic warfare."

I'll trade you your Russian theorist for the two Chinese theorists I work with.

[devolve]

[csvset]

Is he suggesting that the Yakuza possesses a Doomsday Machine?

[bitt]

thanks, devolve! I would have missed this kook!

and I love the new graphic.....

[devolve]

That is a <table background="http://webhost.com/image.jpg"><tr><td> with 2 .gifs I put on it.

A bit difficult for many to post.

I just made 2 more versions of that basic LakeNagin.gif -

I'll post LakeEvil.gif now

This new one is easy to save & upload & post.

The size must be double in the tag to make it full sized as I will post it.
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[bitt]

"What chu talkin about, Willis?"