Forecaster theory of mobsters causing Katrina labeled ridiculous

Kansas City Star ^ | September 21, 2005

[infidel29]

I don't know, he sounds like a hurricane expert, being in Idaho and all. Isn't it in what they call "hurricane alley"?

(/sarc)

[Capn TrVth]

Overheard on MSNBC "At the present time Rita's girth seems to be widening, and the hot air is really pouring out, ponderous and gaseous...

And now for news on the Hurricane

[Thrusher]

Yes, this storm was created by the vacuum of viewers rapidly leaving MSNBC.

There have never enough MSNBC viewers to create a vacuum by their sudden departure. Maybe a slight breeze, but definitely not a vacuum.

[Capn TrVth]

Pshaw, the Reptilians are busily terraforming panet-X, -Marge Simpson's Sister claims this is the work of the Greys, she said to burn a white candle and draw a circle of white light around something.

[The Worthless Miracle]

Will this "theory" be required teaching in schools, too?

[feedback doctor]

There have never enough MSNBC viewers to create a vacuum by their sudden departure. Maybe a slight breeze, but definitely not a vacuum.

I stand corrected, it is caused by the vacuum that IS MSNBC. Just named in honor of their newest anchor.

[Billthedrill]

Well, that explains why the Reptilians haven't been answering my email. I thought they were still mad at me for the anal probe thing...

[rockabyebaby]

Does the looney left know about this? LOL!

[rockabyebaby]

LMAO! Ahhhhh, those were the days, they don't make 'em like they used to eh!!

[Ken H]

In 2005 AD, war was beginning...

[Capn TrVth]

"cloaca" probe... "hyuck" ;>

[Sender]

[Ruddles]

Hyata! Call UltraMan on Atomic Princess phone! Alert Science Patrol to pile into Corvair and take corners on two wheels in pursuit of Yakuza Creature! Also call young guy reporter, Dr Science and, beautiful daughter in high heels! Broadcast on all channels! Destroy all Hurricaines!

[not_apathetic_anymore]

I have a coworker who is very convinced that the Russians are guiding the hurricanes at us for economic warfare.

Oh please don't say that. It wouldn't take much to push some of my co-workers into that belief system. I have trouble enough dealing with them now.

[dynoman]

For all the skeptics;

"Others [terrorists] are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves… So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations…It's real, and that's the reason why we have to intensify our [counterterrorism] efforts." *

Secretary of Defense William Cohen at an April 1997 counterterrorism conference sponsored by former Senator Sam Nunn. Quoted from DoD News Briefing, Secretary of Defense William S. Cohen, Q&A at the Conference on Terrorism, Weapons of Mass Destruction, and U.S. Strategy, University of Georgia, Athens, Apr. 28, 1997.

[dynoman]

Who is engineering the weather?

Click the image!

[Rockpile]

And don't forget that the Yakuza Gangster Weather Machine is located in

KYOTO !!!!!

[mmercier]

For some reason I am unable to resist these threads. Like hot dogs and onions I must partake knowing well they will make me nauseous for a day.

Every time some formerly competent zipper head burns out and falls onto the conspiracy theory cricket someone posts a thread.

This guy may have his moment of fame on America Overnight, but unless he has a book, a good web site, and develops a following he will just remain a burn out.

These people are better off trying to crank out plausible fiction or scifi.

[mmercier]

cricket = circuit

[ishabibble]

IMHO, this guy is just trying to steal Allah's thunder(you should pardon the weather pun!).

Katrina may have been a huge ill wind, but look how the citizens of TX are now reaping the benefits of America's crash course on emergency preparedness. My prayers and best wishes for all the folks from the Keys to Houston.