Not even worth a Zot.
What the . . . I got as far as tails.
Mr. Begala, is that you?
"I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. World-class, A-1, top of the heap, triple whopper with cheese, supersized stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. One-of-a-kind, global, universal, intergalactic stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularly, extraordinarily, incredibly, bewilderingly stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your life is a monument to stupidity. I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of stupidity that we know. A behemoth, a leviathan, a colossus of stupidity."
The quality of troll is degenerating markedly.
This is your brain on drugs...
Here's another:
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
Do you also believe in Creationism?
OMG!
Hello....your keyboard has capital letters on it! And commas and periods.
Poor pathetic LEFT LEANING LIBS.
On earth gravity is a pull down force. You jump, you are forced to land down fast. Just do your research on gravity, because this would take for ever to explain.
But moving on.
Have you noticed the only living things that have tails are animales and mammals? It's because their back is upwards, faced towards the sky, chest down to the ground, supporting their lower body. To be forced down by gavity; thats why you see tigers, other cats, rinos, sharks, monkeys and **** with tails, because of gravity. The way they handle their bodies in life is crawling with their backs facing the sky.
My conspiracy is that babies have tails because they where facing down with their back up, with hands pointed down and close to feet, just like animals. I'm not sure if I'm wrong. There could be a stage of mutation. Until we know, I guess we have to keep on guessing, but I know that's why animals have tails.
I'm gonna go ahead and tell you that you can't name one animal that dosen't have a tail, and remember the old myth about humans comming out in caves with tails. I kind of beleive it. They had to live inside caves in order to survive, because the weather was all ****** up way back in the day, and these caves in which they were living was not high enough for them to fully standup. So, guess what they had to do? Bend their back and croach. You know, **** like that. And what do you get when you do that a tail, because of the rules of gravity pulling you down?
I'm not saying that they changed when they started doing this. My conspiracy theory is that the younger ones living in the cave basicly lived their whole life there, and devoloped a tail of over the time of being rasied in a cave.
Instead of the adults who where forced to move to a location to survive, because the climate was dangerous in that time, they didn't have a early life head start like their future children, who adapted to this type of living at a early age.
And you heard of this theory, too. If you sit on a chair and don't stand your upper body straight, you will damage your back, and develop a hump, kind of like what you see in old men these days. Well, think about back in the days what people had to do in caves, where they couldn't really stand up straight. They couldn't support their upper by standing straight, so they had to develop humps.
The thing about them coming out of caves hairy with tails and humps, too, I don't know, lol. **** animals are hairy; maye it's a link to how animals lived that affected how their hair grew wildly. I know there are cases today where werewolf hair-like humans that have hair all over their intire body, and documentries on, believe it or not, tv show that its possible that people living in those caves had the same development, and sharp teeth.
Well, thats easy. There is already proof that, if you eat raw and hard to disgist meat, you will develop some type of sharp teath, and bone growth, building jaw muscle. Because bones have calcium.
I know what you're probably thinking. Why the hell would they eat bones when they could of just eaten the meat? **** history says they weren't that smart. I dont know, maybe they liked the taste of the dark stuff inside the bones. I know plenty of people today that like eating bones.
(Search on the internet. Do your research. I've seen documentries and reports).
And, off the record, have you ever seen a guy that, believe it or not, eats silver coins? If you did, remember the sharp teeth he had. They said he developed them by eating that ****. I know its not the same as bones, but what does that have to do with what I'm saying? Think. Bones are hard to chew, too, and unlike silver, it didnt have any good minerals because it's not bones.
Oh yeah, I do know how to type proper, I just didn't want to waste my time trying keep my place by correcting words and ****.
Watch out for warewolves!
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And history has replicated itself in unknown_blky.
