Posted on 08/14/2005 12:57:16 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
''Blow the Man Down'' ?
(intro)
Got 10 million to write crap that I have called MY LIFE
After all, that's become the great Slick Willy way
I'll admit that I cheated a few times on my wife
Then I'll go and collect my big paycheck today
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
If you don't go and buy it then Knopf will be so screwed
I'm afraid that they're looking at their bankruptcy
They are hoping and praying the printing is renewed
But I don't give a damn, it won't be harming me
(La, la)...I played it brilliantly to talk about the vast right wing
I made that up while stoned and they could not do a thing
The Kool-Aid worked...my loser jerks
They're so dumb it's shocking...they need mocking
I got quite used to sleeping each night with some strange stuff
Let the record show most of it voluntary
But if sometimes they said no, then it could get real rough
There's no woman alive who would be stopping me
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
One reporter I know will have his kneepads ready
"What's the frequency, Kenneth" is coming to mind
He'll pretend to ask questions that really are heady
Clueless Dan, with both hands, can't find his own behind
(La, la)...I played it brilliantly to talk about the vast right wing
I made that up while stoned and they could not do a thing
The Kool-Aid worked...my loser jerks
They're so dumb it's shocking...they need mocking
If you don't go and buy it then Knopf will be so screwed
They'll be looking at their bankruptcy
They are hoping and praying the printing is renewed
But I don't give a damn, it won't be harming me
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
I laughed out loud...while I had been writing MY LIFE
(fade out)
Who was using our White House as his whore house...he is slime
And who had his aides defending...never ending...he is slime
He cannot change his legacy, despite the endless spin
He'll always be quite a sociopath...just where do we begin
Who is still in denial...fixed a trial...he is slime
And who was under oath lying, truth defying...he is slime
He cannot change his legacy, despite the endless spin
He'll always be quite a sociopath...just where do we begin
Who had been defense harming...Chinese arming...he is slime
And who ignored Muslim terror, fatal error...he is slime
He is slime
He does all he can do...keeping light from shining through
Lying, perjuring disgrace...but his Maker he will face
Who attacked Kathleen Willey...it was Billy...he is slime
And who thought that rape and biting, was exciting...he is slime
And who thought that rape and biting, was exciting...he is slime
OJ is black and I am white
Together we vow to do what’s right
Some think I’m black and he is white
The whole world looks with such delight
Oh, aren’t we a sight?
He says he’ll find the murderer
I’ll find the rapist, that’s for sure…that’s for sure
OJ is black and I am white
We’ll search each golf course day and night
We both cheat well…hey, we are tight
Since Dershowitz helped us with our fight
Oh, aren’t we a sight?
And now you all must understand
That we will look throughout the land
This great land
OJ is black and I am white
Together we will do what’s right
Some think I’m black and he is white
The whole world looks with such delight
Oh, aren’t we a sight?
OJ is black and I am white
We’ll search each golf course day and night
We both cheat well…hey, we are tight
Since Dershowitz helped us with our fight
Oh, aren’t we a sight?
OJ is black and I am white
Together we will do what’s right
Some think I’m black and he is white
The whole world looks with such delight
Oh, aren’t we a sight?
Trailer Trash.... by Modest Mouse
I haven't heard that song in YEARS.
"Third rate romance" ... Low rent rendezvous
You ask about Bill Clinton...I'll tell it true
He had a chance for greatness...but that chance he blew
A grifter and a rapist...that is the man
He damaged this great nation as if it were his plan
Legacy...that's his legacy
He was impeached...he can't change the history
He knew about al Qaeda...what do you think
Instead of playing leader...he played at his sink
He spent his eight years scheming and telling lies
The CIA he gutted...that came as no surprise
The CIA he gutted...that came as no surprise
The Chinese commies bought our technology
But Bernie Schwartz gave money...and so he stayed free
He loaned cigars to interns, but not to smoke
And L.D. has a photo of him whacked out on coke
Legacy...that's his legacy
He was impeached...he can't change the history
They took away his license to practice law
Forever we'll be blaming the state of Arkansas
By really foolish airheads, he's loved today
Although his time is over, he will not go away
Although his time is over, he will not go away
"Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw" Jimmy Buffet
"Lay Lady Lay" Bob Dylan
"Stuck in the Middle with You" Gerry Rafferty(?)
"Don't You Want Sombody to Love" Jefferson Airplane
There are so few who pass the test
They are the best of all the best
They are called Rangers, strong and proud
And each one stands above the crowd
For those who survived the training
They were set to do what they were told
They were the warriors who were so well prepared
There's none more fierce and bold
To Mogadishu they would go
There was a Black Hawk down they know
Outnumbered one hundred to one
That's when the terror had begun
By greater forces they're outgunned
The U.N. had screwed up, they were stunned
They got into a firefight
They fought 12 hours day and night
For those who survived the training
They were set to do what they were told
They were the warriors who were so well prepared
There were none more fierce and bold
All their requests civilians thwart
They needed armor for support
Eighteen had died, no armor came
Clinton's the one who is to blame
(slight musical interlude)
"Surrender's" no Ranger word
(slight musical interlude)
Eighteen brave heroes died 'cause no armor came
And Bill Clinton is to blame
There are so few who pass the test
They were the best of all the best
They gave their lives to do their part
They are remembered in our heart
They are remembered in...our heart
Yes, in our heart
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Killed on Oct. 3 and 4, 1993
With posthumous awards.
Sgt. First Class Randy Shughart, a Delta soldier killed defending the crew of Super 64, the Medal of Honor.
Master Sgt. Gary Gordon, a Delta soldier who was killed after jumping in to defend the crew of Super 64, the Medal of Honor.
CWO Cliff Wolcott, pilot of Super 61, Distinguished Flying Cross, Bronze Star and the Air Medal with Valor Device.
CWO Donovan Briley, copilot of Super 61, Distinguished Flying Cross, Bronze Star and Air Medal with Valor Device.
Staff Sgt. William Cleveland, a crew chief on Super 64 Silver Star, Bronze Star and Air Medal with Valor Device.
Staff Sgt. Thomas Field, a crew chief on Super 64, Silver Star, Bronze Star and Air Medal with Valor Device.
CWO Raymond Frank, copilot of Super 64, Silver Star, Air Medal with Valor Device.
Staff Sgt. Daniel Busch, who crashed on Super 61 and was killed defending the downed crew, the Silver Star.
Sgt. Cornell Houston, who was killed fighting on the rescue convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Sgt. Casey Joyce, who was killed on the Lost Convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Spec. James Cavaco, who was killed on the Lost Convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Cpl. Jamie Smith, who bled to death with the pinned-down force around crash site one, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Sgt. Dominick Pilla, who was killed on the convoy rescuing Pfc. Todd Blackburn, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Pfc. Richard Kowalewski, who was killed on the Lost Convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Sgt. Lorenzo Ruiz, who was killed on the Lost Convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Sgt. First Class Earl Fillmore, Delta soldier killed moving to the first crash site.
Pfc. James Martin, who was killed on the rescue convoy.
Master Sgt. Tim "Griz" Martin a Delta soldier killed on the Lost Convoy.
Who Made Who-AC/DC
If I Fall Along The Way
Pick Me Up And Dust Me Off
And If I Get Too Tired To Make It
Be My Breath So I Can Walk
If I Need Some Other Love
Give Me More Than I Can Stand
And When My Smile Gets Old And Faded
Wait Around I'll Smile Again
Shouldn't Be So Complicated
Just Hold Me And Then
Just Hold Me Again
Can You Help Me I'm Bent
I'm So Scared That I'll Never
Get Put Back Together
You're Breaking Me In
And This Is How We Will End
With You And Me Bent
If I Couldn't Sleep Could You Sleep
Could You Paint Me Better Off
Could You Sympathize With My Needs
I Know You Think I Need A Lot
I Started Out Clean But I'm Jaded
Just Phoning It In
Just Breaking The Skin
Start Bending Me
It's Never Enough
I Feel All Your Pieces
Start Bending Me
Keep Bending Me Until I'm Completely Broken In
Shouldn't Be So Complicated
Just Touch Me And Then
Just Touch Me Again
"Money for nothin' and the chicks are free."
I'm sure "the International" will be at the top of his play list, along with the ever "popular" ChiCom ditty "the Long March".
"A little bit of Monica in my life..."
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/My-Wife-lyrics-The-Who/A1D58CA387886F1648256977002EA8E0
My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
I ain't been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
.
Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A black belt Judo expert with a machine gun
.
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
.
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive
.
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain't got time to think
.
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
.
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive
.
And I'm oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more
.
She's comin'!
She's comin'!
Jenny (867-5309)
Any CD referencing Clinton ought to feature that old standard, "How Could You Believe Me When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?"!
LOL!
Me and Paula Jones --
She said I had a distinguishing characteristic.
(The Twist, Chubby Checker)
Come on baby let's do the twist
Come on baby let's do the twist
Take me by my little hand and go like this
But she said it was twisted
And that she could pick me out of a police line-up,
And no, she wasn't going to kiss it,
That will be $850,000, please.
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