Time warp dogs Clinton thrust

The Age ^ | 8/14/05 | OP-ED

[MizSterious]

Ug, headline like this brings all kinds of images I need to clorox out of my brain...

[Darkwolf377]

Hillary is the Bob Dole of the 2008 election--she wants to "take us back to a better time." Well, 9-11 slapped us all across the face with the future if we don't fight back, and Ma Clinton in a political apron calling us all to return to those wonderful nineties just ain't gonna sell.

[DeeOhGee]

I'm sorry...I couldn't read the words "warp", "dog", "thrust" and "Clinton" in the same sentence without laughing...

[RichInOC]

It's astounding...
Time is fleeting...
Madness takes its toll...
But listen closely,
Not for very much longer...
I've got to take control...

[martin_fierro]

Senator Clinton's challenge will be to avoid offering the politics of restoration, whose appeal is built on an implicit return to the policies of her husband's administration.

Guess she'll be boinking female interns in the Oval Office, too.

[martin_fierro]

I'm sorry...I couldn't read the words "warp", "dog", "thrust" and "Clinton" in the same sentence without laughing...

[DeeOhGee]

Hillary is the Bob Dole of the 2008 election

Unfortunately, unlike Bobdole - who ran possible the worst campaign in the history of electoral politics against an extremely beatable and vulnerable opponent - the Hildebeast will run to win.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

How exciting -- !"

[abc1]

Hillary is well marketed and packaged, but not very smart. Like a pretty balloon, a lot to see on the outside, but, nothing inside just hot air, like her husband the felon.

[ncountylee]

The beast must be stopped.

[elbucko]

Well, 9-11 slapped us all across the face.....and Ma Clinton in a political apron calling us all to return to those wonderful nineties just ain't gonna sell.

Well daid.

[ncountylee]

No lots inside just all evil.

[Darkwolf377]

I don't think her running to win is going to matter. It can't be emphasized enough that the hardcore libs are pretty tired of her game--they know she's out for herself and doesn't care what she has to say or do to get power. She has no charisma, gives dull speeches, and while that didn't prevent Kerry from getting close in 2004, she has no war record, unless we're talking shrapnel wounds from thrown lamps.

[Norman Conquest]

The halcyon days of the 1990s. When America rode a wave of prosperity built on Enron and the Internet stock bubble. Before the bill for eight years of appeasing the terrorists came due. When our armed forces were decimated by an administration that loathed the military.

[NonValueAdded]

Doesn't matter ... that description also fits sKerry and look at how well he did. HRC's socialist and liberal credentials go without question from her base so she is uniquely positioned to act centrist without losing her rabid fans; they know it will just be an act to get elected. She doesn't need to fool all the people, just 50.00000001% electorally.

[EagleUSA]

Hillary Rodham Clinton has been a diligent legislator for nearly five years, introducing a blizzard of bills and amendments, forging relationships across party lines, establishing credentials on national security and boosting her approval rating at home by paying close attention to all regions of her state of New York.
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This is putrid hype. Hillary has accomplished NOTHING. And with a rap-sheet that is a mile long, all that can be put forth is LYING CRAP like the above statement from this obvious kool-aid drinking writer...

[Search4Truth]

"To the last I grapple with thee, From Hell's heart, I stab at thee, For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

[sine_nomine]

Let's do the Time Warp again!.

[sgtbono2002]

What Hillary really needs is a mass case of Amnesia to grip the nation.