Posted on 08/08/2005 1:32:51 PM PDT by neverdem
Jesus H, they want to establish large bear populations in the South Jersey pinelands, where there aren't any bears now! This is because North Jersey is neglectfully unaware of South Jersey. The New York dominated North and Philadelphia dominated South are about 75 miles apart and might as well be on different planets. South Jersey is not a barren wasteland, it is loaded with suburbs and office parks, and not a Deanali into which they can dump a large bear population. Oy.
The only good bear, is a dead bear.
Sounds fine, but bears are notorious for disobeying the law. I doubt if they'll comply.
Maybe we can do the same for great whites.
I hereby outlaw extraterristials and any form of prehistoric life remaining on this planet from entering Camden.
You are safe and may now return to your regularly scheduled channel.
Excellent! I'm LOLing here...
HOw about throwing in some RAT-free Zones too?
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