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'Knight' Loses Joust With Officers' Stun Gun
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| 8/5/2005
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Posted on 08/05/2005 4:57:03 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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To: pogo101
LOL - that guy's more than few fries short of a Happy Meal
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posted on
08/05/2005 5:46:29 PM PDT
by
RippleFire
("It's a joke, son!")
To: humblegunner
Apparently his ogre-slaying knife (which has a +9 against ogres) is ineffective against the awesome power of da stun gun.
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posted on
08/05/2005 6:06:31 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
To: pogo101
Your link locked up my computer. Anybody else have the problem?
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posted on
08/05/2005 6:11:30 PM PDT
by
Graybeard58
(Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
To: Graybeard58
My Firefox browser didn't like it. Instead of trying to watch it through the browser, I selected "Save Link As...", downloaded it to my desktop, and double-clicked it from there to watch it. Maybe you can try that.
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posted on
08/05/2005 6:21:52 PM PDT
by
Excuse_My_Bellicosity
("A litany of complaints is not a plan." -- G.W. Bush, regarding Sen. Kerry's lack of vision)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Now he has to face the dungeon and the Iron Lady. (no, not Hillary Clinton)
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posted on
08/05/2005 6:24:14 PM PDT
by
fish hawk
(hollow points were made to hold pig lard)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Okay, I'll say it.
Never take a sword and mallet to a Taser fight.
To: fish hawk
Yep, that ole boy missed his saving throw and wound up having a bad night. I doubt the judge will be impressed with his 1000 years of history, either.
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posted on
08/05/2005 6:30:52 PM PDT
by
Excuse_My_Bellicosity
("A litany of complaints is not a plan." -- G.W. Bush, regarding Sen. Kerry's lack of vision)
To: elkfersupper
"Forsooth, varlet!" BZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzttttttt!!!
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posted on
08/05/2005 6:31:24 PM PDT
by
Snickersnee
(Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
I am using Firefox too. I did what you said and opened it with Windows Media Player and it worked just fine. Thanks.
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posted on
08/05/2005 6:34:05 PM PDT
by
Graybeard58
(Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
<geek>Damn, failed his saving throw vs. Rods, Staves, or Wands.</geek>
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posted on
08/05/2005 6:55:51 PM PDT
by
Charles H. (The_r0nin)
(Still teaching... or a reasonable facsimile thereof...)
To: mikrofon; Excuse_My_Bellicosity; Charles Henrickson
"And they looked down and he has this metal chain (and a) mesh guard (or) vest on, along with these leather gauntlets on his arms." The shmuck is in the mail.
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
After dodging swords, chains and the mallet -- which were being thrown up from the basement -- officers used a stun gun to subdue McClain and arrest him Zots Bodkins!
To: pogo101
"Reno 911" had an ep in which a psycho "Dungeons & Dragons" geek in makeshift armor, bragging of his +1 magical this and that, ended up getting maced.I was just about to mention that. Didn't the cop say he had a +20 gun that would penetrate any magic armor right before shooting him? LOL!
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