Japanese develop 'female' android

BBC News ^ | 07/27/2005 | David Whitehouse

[zbigreddogz]

Extra points to anybody that gets this obscure joke.

[OXENinFLA]

LOL! good one!

[Babu]

Klintoon is already on a flight to Japan -- he would like a date with this babe -- figures just remove her batteries when he's done with her so she can't sue him ...

[freepertoo]

Where is Harrison Ford when you really need him?

[Sensei Ern]

I haven't got time to correspond more. My robot girlfriend is expecting our first R2 unit.

[RightWhale]

Don't lose that CD.

[cyborg]

Some of us already exist.

[coloradan]

Able to calculate 100 billion operations per second, the new android nevertheless can't decide anything.

[Seamoth]

And they named her Chii...

[montag813]

Which one is the android?

And which one is the female?

Japanese men are supposed to have on average the world's smallest penises. No wonder they need to create elaborate sex dolls.

[Modernman]

Its head could move in nine directions

Two is plenty.

You owe me a new keyboard.

[SirChas]

ping! You gotta read some of these replies! LOL

[WestVirginiaRebel]

[Modernman]

I'll see your Boomer and raise you Six.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

She's fake. Most women are already like that, so what's the difference?

^{(Ducks and runs for cover)}

[Modernman]

She's fake. Most women are already like that, so what's the difference?

This one has a major advantage over real women: She comes with an off-switch.

[so_real]

I'd be deathly afraid of the "Blue Screen of Death" at an in-opportune moment ...

[ken5050]

and best of all..she never has a headache..

[Jack Black]

....yea, but can she adjust the valves on my Ducati?Yes, but only if it's a air-cooled two valve. The 3 and 4 valve models will require the version 2.0 of the fembot.