Posted on 07/23/2005 9:17:22 PM PDT by Iam1ru1-2
Don't we already have a lot of these in Congress?
Planet of the Apes: just a thought.
Naw. These are monkeys. It would be 'Planet of the Monkeys.'
Damn dirty ape alert.
God is not gonna' like this one bit.
Critters as smart as people? ...![]() ...say it ain't so!!! |
I wonder if they will be friends with all the monkey-brained humans?
Futurama already covered this with an episode featuring a monkey named Gunter.
it would be better to experiment with primate fetal stem cells for the possible benefit of mankind.....nobody but peta would complain.
This is really disturbing.
There was speculation that something of the sort happened about 10 years ago.
http://www.chron.com/content/chronicle/metropolitan/97/01/12/oliver.2-0.html
Now if they would only do the same thing with our elected officials, and most of Hollywood.....
"The committee will also examine how detectable differences in the monkey's brains, for example emotional or behavioural changes, or if the monkeys developed 'self awareness', could be measured "
How's about asking the monkey what is the sound of one hand clapping? If it can answer, it then becomes Mr. Zen-Monkey.
Having reached such a level of awareness, the ABA will have to decide if it could be qualified as a Judge anywhere outside FloriDUH.
And you know this because you have researched it for yourself and found it to be fulls*it, RIGHT? Or is your opinion also based on Bullsh*t?
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